That’s just deca-dent.
Well it’s easy enough to tell. The one who says, “Spock, you’ll have to kill us both,” that’s the real Jesus.
Wait, you mean there really aren’t such thing as sebaceous yogurt crabs?
What a waste of googling!
I hesitate to bring any facts (or sense) to this thread but I would like to say that I live in England and I have a set of spoons.
There is also a saying over here “he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth” (meaning your family is well off financially).
But to keep in the spirit of the OP:
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if you take the ‘he’ out of ‘father’ you get ‘fart’
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why is abbreviated a short word?
I fed that post into yer run the MD5 algorithm, applied my own mystical mathematical manipulations (details provided upon request). Can you guess what number I arrived at?
42
Don’t dismiss this. It is the ultimate answer!
should read “…yer run of the mill MD5 algorithm…” I have an unexplained aversion to “of” and “mill” for obvious reasons (“of” has two letters, the second of which, when divided by… ah, you guys see it without help from me, right?)
All jokes aside, (aren’t there seven levels?)–I feel for the person (female) in Seattle who may be receivng a visit from our esteemed OP. Creepy.
I am somewhat squiked out because I know a Greg. Always seemed quite normal to me, but then, he was born in 1962, not 63.
Heading into the Light now, buh-bye.
mswas doesn’t claim to be Jesus. He claims to be Christ.
No. No! You don’t say? Do you have sayings like “pip, pip old chap” and “Tally hooooo!” too? Boy, the things I, as an American, learn about our English cousins on a message board.
Whole set of spoons! Who knew?
Sorry I missed the mad og thread (Ognosist. Heh.). I finally had a reason to link to this.
Please, too many pi digits give me head-ache, PLEASE, 10 or less.
Well, we could always petition to bring **December **back to deal with it! 
We should see if we can get that inquirer dumb-ass (author of ‘The messiah is here’) to subscribe to the dope… Then we’ll have a whole mess of Chrities! 
But he took you seriously: When he came back, he brought… 
There are two things that I am sure of: There is a God, and this guy isn’t him. All of this other nonsense is superfluous.
Actually, we know this guy isn’t Jesus because the Inquirer thingy said the true Messiah would announce himself this summer. Jesus wouldn’t make a statement to the Inquirer then annouce himself early - that’s just uncool.
Yeah, he’s probably still pissed about Robertson loosing his lease in Israel, where he was GOING to celebrate Armageddon day!
I heard tell thats they gots whole SETS o’ spoons in some part of that thar England country. Yeppers. More than one set.
Imagine that.
And us still using our fingers and all. Land o’ Goshen, whatever will there be next?
I’ve heard all that once before, for 20 seconds… and it gave me a headache.
[sub]Think “once” in Spanish[/sub]
Bite me, askeptic. I don’t do drugs.