Maybe it would help if you started.
I hope you don’t mind my giving away the ending for those who are too busy to get through the whole thing:2
Take the man out of woman, and you still have wo. I am wo! I am wo! I am…wo!
Susan
Whoah. So how you doin’? 
I have to disagree, my sources say that the next 10 digits are
4330572703, I would have to say “4”, NOT “2” 
[hijack]Everytime I see your location I can’t help but think “Unseen University of Dallas” - yup, I know that place."
[/end hijack]
I can go with mswas if I act real nice.
(pop culture ref.)
I’m not interested in the next anything. Readers can plow through that themselves in Mr. Meat’s next installment.
I was skipping to the end.
The world for two
ain’t ya juz thee smaart wooonn did ya come up wit dat al bye yer shelve
Get Stuffed!! Eat at Biggie Burger.
I see this is a very bright crowd quick hit the lights that what I thought utter darkness.
Sorry Guys You have the info if this is a reflection of the host of the board he’s gotta be a real simple guy - The Real Dope!
8ye
Cheers
Why do we always get the creepy Christians? Why not a Muslim or a Buddhist for a change?
Iesous, here’s some reading for you.
I hestitate to bring another fact into this thread, but FTR, that is also a fairly common saying in the U.S. There was a popular sitcom in the 1980s based around the life of a rich kid, the title of which was “Silver Spoons.”
Also, I used to have a bumper sticker with the words “George W. Bush - Born With A Silver Spoon Up His Nose.”
Note: The second example was provided because I secretly fear that mentions of Bush act as some sort of load-bearing device for the BBQ Pit, and that the forum will collapse entirely if a thread goes by without one. 
Iesous, weren’t you supposed to wait 3 days before returning?
Well, if you didn’t “wolf” down your ice cream that wouldn’t happen.
[sub]Think “wolf” in German[/sub]
Hey, c’mon, this is the hip new Christ. He’s blogging from his cave. His actual return will be greeted with thunderous applause and a storm of podcasts.
Actually, if you take the Fat out of Father, it means he doesn’t have to shop at Big & Tall anymore.
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I hesitate to Substitute, but I believe the entire rock band the Who were born with plastic spoons in their mouths, thereby nullifying any inferences that the British had the saying first.
…at least I’ll get my washing done
Um, except that “The Who” is a British band.
Anyways, the origin of “born with a silver spoon in his/her mouth” is Spanish.
But I had to. This was the last boat ride before global warming turned it into the dry Seine. I fear Seine drying up.
Then I turned fifteen*
Thinks “fifteen” in English