http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/23/television.simpson.reut/
I guess most of the show will be focused on watching him play golf and searching for the “real killers.”
:dubious:
Why do I think this will end up associated with the Dolcett Archives?
[sub]Yea, the killer is free and I’m the sicko.[/sub]
That’s just sick. The sickest part is that people will be watching this show in hopes to see that he slips and finally says that he found the real killer, in the mirror. People really need to stop watching the reality junk and finally get it off the air.
Damn, you beat me to it. I was going to put this in your Monica Lewinsky personality thread.
And Kato Kaelin is going to be on a new show about cramming and then having to answer questions about what you have “crammed”.
And I hear that if Scott Petersen is acquited he has already signed to host a nature show called “Fishin’ with Scotty”.
Repulsive! I take it every dime he makes from this thing will go directly to Fred Goldman and Nicole Brown’s estate. Feh!
I noticed that the cnn article pointed out he was acquitted of the murders, but neglected to mention he was then held responsible for them in civil court.
Sponsor boycotts, anyone? I’ll be paying attention to which companies try to cash in on this disgusting trash.
Ha ha ha! I’m refusing to believe it even while it’s there all being factual. Look at me, happily writing away while not letting a single affirmative thought concerning OJ reality show’s existence enter my head!
They should’ve just included OJ in the masked men in Mr. Personality. I hear he’s a charmer.
Imagine if the chick ends up picking him, then they pull his mask off all Scooby-Doo-villain-like.
Now, that’s some good tv watchin’.
heh heh heh
I can see it now.
“Juice” on the phone telling “Bobby” Blake and “Scotty” Peterson to hang in there, and to be sure to make eye contact with any female jury members. But don’t over do it because after all, “we loved our women, no matter what people want to believe.”
Al Cowlings picking up the kids in a brand new WHITE Bronco to drive them to school.
“Juice” kisses them goodbye and tells Cowlings “Now, don’t drive too fast” Everyone laughs, including the kids.
“Juice” telling the kids what a great mom they had and how some bad people came one night and almost cut her head off and left her body right where you kids could have found it.
“Daddy would never kill her and leave her body like that. Daddy would have done it away from the house. But daddy didn’t do it!”
“Juice” flying to meet with Dr. Jeffrey McDonald to lend him moral support.
“Maybe the same hippies who did your wife and kids were the real killers. Damn, they coulda got MY kids too, Dr. Jeff. Hang in there man”
The first show ends in a freeze frame of “Juice” and McDonald in a soul hug.
Slow fade out. Slow fade in to a picture of David Janssen with his birth and death date under his image.
Somebody stop me.
HA HA HA!!!
That was soooooo money, djf750!!! 
You forgot the part where “Juice” screams at the dog for shitting on the f*ckin’ rug!
hee!
So “Juice” , while wearing a ski cap and gloves, chases him around with a big knife while mugging for the camera.
Everyone laughs.
<-------- also laughs!
That OJ’s a stitch.
throws popcorn at tv screen
That’s exactly why it’s [url=http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/04/24/simpson.realitytv.ap/index.htmlnot going to happen.
But djf is not far off the mark:
Remember the short-lived TV show on Fox called Dragon? There was a great scene where Dragon’s sitting there listening to someone pitch an actor to him, and the guy keeps saying, “He’s got the highest name recognition of any actor in Hollywood.” and things like that over and over. Dragon listens to him and finally says, “You’re pitching me OJ Simpson.” The implication being that even someone as sleezy as Dragon wouldn’t hire OJ. Fiction, you have met your match, truth is far, far, far stranger.
Don’t forget when “Juice” complains bitterly about how easy Phil Spector got off. “See what happens when white guys marry black girls. But the reverse…”
Fixed link. And it’s still not gonna happen.