and the large hairy driver, demanding the return of the compressor and air hose attachment.
“Let me have it!” he shouted. Now, everyone knows what happens to people who make such demands. . .
Yes! They get it!
A myriad of anvils and spiders descends upon the hapless driver, with the occasional cat knawing on his shins, and a charred wombat joins the fray!
The driver retreats, panic-stricken, as best he can, tripping over assorted threads and anvils, and could be heard to say ere he drove out of sight:
“There’s gonna be one HELL of a late fee!”
thus leaving no one for the contestants to pester but each other. . .
Now, Trkr who had apparently been rendered speachless due to being swallowed and also due to the stunningness of seeing PurpleBear’s purple bra and panties and GBS’s purple panties (not really sure if you are wearing a purple bra, a non-matching bra, or no bra), finally says, "I will fight with anyone (at least VB) anywhere (at least on this board) for the chance to see PB and GBS in their underwear.
GBS, I would love a peek at your purple panties (and any thing else you might want to show 
).
What do you say we go behind the upside down tree and play “I will show you mine, if you show me yours”?
PB, you are also welcome to join in. The more the merrier (at least as long as it is two beauties like PB and GBS)
*Trkr radios the guy in the transporter room and says, “Beam VB up.” *
Now ladies where were we?
Trkr
“Unk! Me show you mine!”
Ogre starts hiking down his Ogrepants, before the general protest stops him.
[Spidey is glad that arachnids are born with all the underwear they will ever need. Otherwise, all those little leg holes would be so annoying to deal with.]
I said the ladies were welcome to join me, not Ogres.
I want to see GBS and PB in various states of undress, not Ogres.
Now, pull your pants up before I have to use my shrink ray gun and really embarass you.
Trkr
Oh, my! BLUSH I hardly know what to say, you sweet talker you. I’ve never been called that before in my life. Stunningness, eh? Flattery will get you everywhere, m’dear. And, it would be an honor to share you with the lovely GBS. Er…eh…that’s not quite what I meant…I mean, ummm… :o Oh, heck!
I don’t deal well with compliments. Can you tell? Major Blush
Back to the action, as pbear, GBS, and Trkr head off behind the upside down tree <thanks, Ogre!>, Spidey was seen gathering up her chilluns for some nefarious plot, no doubt. VB is too busy laughing at the hapless driver to notice what Trkr is up to, Thespos is missing, but no doubt hatching another plot, and Smoothy was last seen heading in the direction of Spidey’s lair, picking slobber goo out of her hair from jb’s misadventure shall we say. Noticing what Ogre is starting to do, purplebear begs him not to, saying that she didn’t want to be afraid of him. :eek: <if you don’t understand that, just ask! ;)>
<am I forgetting anyone? if so, sorry 'bout that>
Why, Trkr! I…I…I’m speechless! :eek:
And, Trkr, do be nice to Ogre. Please? He’s basically harmless. To me, anyway. Except when he gets a little too affectionate. 
As VB turns and sheathes his sword, things start to look sparkly.
Uh oh.
His vision clears, and he finds himself on a platform, facing a tall, solemn man in a blue tunic.
“Live long and prosper! Which way to the bridge, Spock?”
Oh guys, I’d rather love than fight. Come on PB, lets take them to our special tree. The one, you know, where we have our fun. Come on you handsome men. Jusy follow these purple…
Arriving at the Bridge, VB hands Capt. Kirk a sealed message board. Opening it, Kirk reads swiftly. He nods, hands it back, and says “Your orders, Commodore?”
“Beam up GBS and Purplebear; have the quartermaster meet them in the transporter room with fresh uniforms.”
Trekkieboy, behind the tree has his hands where he shouldn’t, when alluvasudden, PB and GBS sparkle and disappear, leaving him holding empty purple unmentionables.
Groaning in anguish, he shoves them against his face and inhales deeply as spidey creeps up behind him…
See, it was just a little joke, Trekker. You know, big, dumb ogre misunderstands and starts to pull down his pants. Horrified protests ensue, so he stops. Well, I thought it was funny. 
Meanwhile, Ogre notices everyone vanish. He sits down and calmly begins picking his teeth with a tree, waiting for his lil’ buddies to come back.
Just as purplebear is agreeing with GBS about loving instead of fighting, she suddenly finds herself being transported aboard the Enterprise with GBS.
NAKED! :eek:
Why, that VB…Just WAIT till I get my hands on him. Seeing the quartermaster arriving with fresh uniforms, GBS and purplebear march up to him and grab their clothes, leaving the poor man speechless with his eyes popping out.
Quickly getting dressed again, they head off for the bridge to confront MISTER Vestal Blue…
Mostly harmless?!!
I’m a big, bad Ogre. Why, I’ll show you!
GRRROOOOWWWFFFFF! SNARL!
GGGrrrr…gg…rrr…
It’s not working, is it?
BTW, thanx for the vote o’ confidence, PB. I 'preciate it.
You’re entirely welcome, Ogre.
Just be gentle next time, wouldja? I still have a bit of a headache…
Spidey and her brood, being whooshed back behind a tree during all this teleporting, cling to it and suddenly notice it is moving, and Ogre is picking his teeth with it. All the arachnids leap for their little lives, landing squarely in front of Smoothy, who seems to be growing. . .
Dang it VB, I was about to have some fun with these lovely ladies and you go and beam them up.
Now, I do like holding their underwear, but I would prefer to be there when they are not wearing it.
Trkr beams up to the Enterprise and prepares to have it out once and for all with VB in a no-holds barred grudge match. Anything goes A la Celebrity Death Match
Trkr pulls out a small mallet. VB laughs at Trkr for thinking that such a small mallet would have any effect at all on an ex-flyboy. Suddenly, the mallet grows and becomes the size of Gallager’s Sledgehammer.
Trkr draws back and wacks VB on the foot. VB hops about wildly while Trkr goes to romance PB and GBS.
*BTW PB, you are stunning, I would not be fighting the flyboy for your affection if you were not. *
Trkr
Cpt. Kirk, meanwhile, clearly not amused at such antics going on on HIS bridge, quietly orders Scotty to beam the lot of us back to the surface, where we can fight it out <or love it out, as the case may be ;)> on our own.
Purplebear<who doesn’t like being referred to as P(eanut)B(utter):p>, finding herself back in the clearing near Ogre, grabs the Super Duper Extra Capacity Soaker Gun laying almost hidden by Ogre’s foot. She then proceeds to blast VB with it, knocking him head over heels; then turns it on jb, laying unconscious nearby, to clean him off. Pipefitter and the cute random cat have apparently disappeared, so she starts looking for someone else to blast.
Meanwhile, sneaking up behind her is…
Trkr sneaks up behind PurpleBear (sorry for calling you PB, but I did not want to type PurpleBear all the.)
He grabs her and spins her around. He get blasted by the Super Soaker that PurpleBear is holding. “Dang it that is the last time I sneak up behind someone hold a Super Soaker.”
Purple bends over to help Trkr up, when VB gooses her. She jumps high in the air and gets her purple sports bra caught on one of the roots of the upside down tree. As she swings from on high, she gives VB a nasty look.
Trkr begins to climb the tree to help PurpleBear down, when PurpleBear falls on top of Trkr. Now Trkr is not one to mind a beautiful woman falling into his arms, but being a cartoon, he gets squished. PurpleBear grabs one hand and starts to inflate while GBS grabs the other hand and inflates from the other side.
Trkr could get used to this.
Trkr
THespos’ eyes turn to spirals. “You are getting sleepy. Veeeeerrrrryyyyyy Sleeeeeeeepy…”
Suddenly, Purplebear feels very susceptible to suggestion.