Being a blond and all, GBS is so confused… Trkr, VB, THespos. All of these men. I’m just melting… Or is that the air running out again… Quick someone, lips on me , Please!!!
The hologram of VB straihtens up from holding his sore foot, and breaks apart, laughing.
On board the Enterprise, VB says, “Trekkieboy, if it’s blown up you want, I’ll be happy to help!”
The transporter sparkles, as the block of C4 with detonator materializes in Trekkieboys’ stomach…
bwahahahahahahaha!
After she checks to make sure that all the spider babies are ok and SpiderWoman too (of course), she goes and sits in the cuff of Ogre’s pants and watches the shenanigans.
Purplebear<or purp, or pbear, or purple…;), that’s ok, I knew why you did it>, after finding herself in such an ignominious predicament, starts to help re-inflate Trkr, when suddenly her eyes start getting heavy and she’s fighting sleep. Thespos tells her to come over by him, and not realizing she’s in a trance, gets up to go, trying desperately to keep herself covered with what’s left of her bra.
Just before she gets to him, however, a bomb goes off by Trkr, and she’s startled out of her trance. Turning quickly, she sees that cartoon Trkr has been blown up, and GBS as well. Rushing over to them, Spidey hands her the Remodulator to put them back together again, only how to tell which piece is Trkr’s and which is GBS’? :eek:<Okay, some parts are obvious!>
And, what happened to VB? He was just here a minute ago? I smell something fishy going on here…
Spidey, being definitely of the blonde persuasion, is also confused. Being unable to think of anything else useful or disruptive to do, Spidey, her children and Smoothy all cooperate in constructing a replacement bra for PurpleBear, made out of beautiful silvery spider threads. And it is so sticky, once she puts it on PurpleBear is guaranteed to be in little danger of losing it.
PurpleBear, who has been busily reassembling disassembled contestants, absentmindely accepts the bra while sorting through piles of parts to reassemble. . .
PB has done her best to reassemble people, but oh my!
Yo, trekkieboy! You’re a little chestier than before.
Hmmmmmm. Lends a whole new meaning to go play with yourself!
Spidey, don’t make that bra too sticky now!
Busy reassembling her friends, purplebear barely notices the silvery bra that Spidey hands her. Oh! Thanks, you’re a dear! I’ll put it on just as soon as I get these two back together again.
Looking down, she realizes that she’s about to put GBS’s…er…top front parts…on Trkr by mistake, she quickly rectifies it. That just won’t do, oh, no. Now, VB, that wasn’t very nice of you, trying to distract me that way.
On the other hand… Mmmmm… Maybe I can finish them later, if you’re quite through blowing people up for a bit. <Now, let’s just go over here, behind this tree and discuss this like adults…;)>
Getting partway there, she suddenly realizes that she’d better put that new bra on first, so she runs back and grabs it. Ummm…Smoothy, would you mind finishing the job for me? I’ll be back shortly…
Hey!!! This is not mine… It don’t even fit. PB? Look, this has got to be VB’s, or Trkr’s. Cute, huh… Think I’ll keep it awhile. Running back to her tree…
(Purplebear is about to discover new meaning in the phrase:
support from your friends at the SDMB.)
Spidey and the kidlettes want to help Smoothy reassemble humans. “Hey Smoothy, are you sure these humans couldn’t use a few more legs? How can y’all get by with only two?”
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Smoothy likes jigsaw puzzles, so she starts putting GBS and Trkr back together. The little spidettes are throwing webbing on the parts that fit so far. Hum, there seems to be a large gap where Trkr’s …hey GirlbySea, bring that back. Trkr NEEDs that. :didn’t realize GBS could move yet:
:smoothy send some of the spidettes to snag GBs in a web so that smoothy can retrieve, um, the part she needs for Trkr:
Spidettes are all giggling at GBS and her new appendage, while Smoothy patiently tries to convince her to give it back. Fortunately, Trkr hasn’t yet noticed the loss. . .
Thespos attempts to mesmerize stray parts back to their original position.
VestalBlue is glad the rental truck driver was unable to reclaim the compressor and air hose attachment, and attempts to reinflate himself.
Purplebear is beginning to notice something strange about her new bra. . .
I most certainly do need that GBS!!! I will be more than happy to allow you to use it after it gets reattached, but you cannot have it until then. 
Okay, flyboy, you want to play rough huh? Please finish putting me back together all you nice female folks (spiders included).
Once back together and having promised to allow GBS to use any appendage she so desires, Trkr embarks upon his diabolical (sp?) plan. He tracks down VB and using his Super Soaker, shoots VB in the lower portion of his anatomy. Of course, since this is a cartoon and the Super Soaker is filled with alum and water, a certain appendage of VB’s shrinks to microscopic size (not that it was big to begin with). Now, let’s see if PurpleB wants any thing to do with you.
Trkr goes back to using his lips and various appendages on GBS.
Trkr
What Trekkieboy doesn’t realize is that once again he has been duped by VBs’ hologram image.
“GBS, you might as well give him his appendage back; it’s little, but it makes him happy.”
“Now, where’s that Purp and the tree…Darn! Looks like Ogre grabbed that one, too! I see Spidey has Trekkieboy almost back together.”
VB walks up to see how it’s going, and then pulls his supersoaker pistol loaded with solvent, and sprays it liberally over the StarFleet reject, who promptly falls apart again, the solvent having dissolved the webbing. Then VB walks over to the nearby fire hydrant and opens it wide, flushing various trekkieboy parts down the gutter.
“alright, let’s keep it clean around here!”
“GBS, keep his thingie; not that he ever put it to good use anyway; it ought to fit neatly into a corner of your locket.”
going counter to the non-interference policy, beams everyone in need of reassembling to Sick Bay and has Bones do the honors.
Everyone is then returned Earthward, with the admonishment to behave themselves or all their puny weapons will be confiscated.
Meanwhile, all the spiders, Smoothy and Purplebear are in a huddle, planning the next episode of havoc. . .
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Back behind the tree with VB, purplebear starts noticing something odd about her pretty, new bra from Spidey. It seems to be constricting slowly…getting tighter and tighter…:eek:
<cut> Now there’s another change in the action. sigh. Getting hard to keep up!
<cut to new action>:p
Huddling with the spiders and Smoothy, planning their next attack on the men, purplebear asks for help, as her new bra is really cutting off her circulation now.
Seeing VB trying to sneak up on them behind Ogre’s leg <who was wandering over to see what his li’l purplebear friend is doing, she suddenly turns on him with her…
Super Soaker, knocking him flat again, in a puddle left by VB’s attempt to destroy Trkr. 
VB picks himself up out of the puddle.
" ‘attempt’ My warp drive! He was history, except for the violation of the Prime Directive!"
“Anyway, I was just going to offer some lunch to you ladies, but now it’s a little damp; of course, that won’t hurt the succulent grubs I brought for Spiderwoman.”
Spiderwoman, being vegetarian, politely declines the offer of grubs, but wonders if that random cat would like them for playmates.
Spidey, who is feeling terrible about the discomfort the beautiful undergarment (that she, the kids and Smoothy worked so hard on) is causing Purplebear, pulls out some of her trusty dusty thread solvent (works wonders for removing gum from webs and little spider cilia) and hands the container to Purplebear. . .
pipefitter, after finally getting out of the gooey mess he was in, starts looking for the refuse from the Enterprise toilets who put me in this mess.
Searching with his modified GPS system(now searches out for Rejected Trekies), he notices that it shows many small pieces of a rejected Treky (curses, someone beat me to him).
Up ahead, he sees a figure in the distance. Hoping that it might be the dreaded VB, he takes out his trusty Leatherman and continues on. As he gets closer, he notices that it is not VB, but Purplebear.
Keep those lips on me Trkr… Oh, VB! Do I really have to give it back. It’s really just the right size, and so much fun. OK!! Sorry Trkr. VB said I have to return it. Don’t understand why he was laughing though. Guess I better go find Smoothy and PB. But I’ll be back after dark…
Is this the way to the holodeck? I have to take a memory dump.