What VB does not know is that long ago, Trkr beamed him not to the transporter room, but to the holodeck. So all this time, he has been living in his own little world beating up holodeck generated images while Trkr has been romancing GBS and PurpleBear and Smoothy and any other SDMB beauty that comes along. *
So, Trkr knowing that which VB does not know, continues on romancing GBS and PurpleBear.
GBS, I told you you can use it anytime, as long as I am attached to it. Why was VB laughing? It was a nervous laughter, not since the Moose schlong from Guy Stuff had he seen such a large appendage. And never on a human male.
What Trekkieboy doesn’t realize, is that when VB beamed up Purp and GBS, he was beamed up also, but to the holodeck, so he has actually been the one playing with projections! So he’s been playing with himself, in reality.
Also, the laugh wasn’t nervous, but incredulous; for what Trekkieboy has been referring to is a mouse schlong; he’s just been mispelling it!
Poor Trekkieboy; Bwahahahahahaha!
Thank you, Spider Woman, but then what would I wear? I’ll think about it for a bit. Ok?
Walking away to see what Trkr and VB are up to now, she sees a somewhat bedraggled person coming towards her. It’s pipefitter, her pal, so she helps him over to the fire hydrant to get cleaned off. Ummm…maybe we’d just better find you some more clothes, dear. Those are…beyond salvage, shall we say? <not seeing any fresh clothes around, except the flight suit she’s wearing, purplebear gives him hers, leaving her in just her silvery spiderweb bra and purple panties again> Now, stop staring, dear. Really.
And, what are you trying to forget, zero hr? Welcome!
And, Trkr, m’dear. I think ‘Moose’ schlong is a bit of an exaggeration. But, then, so is VB’s assertion of you meaning ‘Mouse’ schlong! Methinks the truth lies somewhere in the middle…as it were.
With all of this hopping back and forth from the holodeck to here and back, it’s getting hard to keep up with where we all are!!
VB is on the holodeck of the Enterprise. He thinks he is fighting me, but in reality he is just fighting with a holodeck image. He thinks I was beamed up and that you girls were as well, but he was just fooled by the holodeck’s realism.
PurpleBear, you, GBS, and I are having some fun behind the upside down tree.
Ok it’s very dark… Trkr!!! Where are you?? PB said I must hurry back before VB finds out that I’m gone. Oh Trkr, please come back and play… OOOOOOOOhhhhhh there you are…
Spider and chilluns hear silly human noises under tree where they are lurking, and now all spiders are on alert, ready at any moment to drop webs onto unsuspecting GBS and Trkr. . .
I didn’t know that the original Enterprise had a holodeck. In fact, I’m pretty sure that none of the Kirk crew were ever on a ship that had a holodeck.
And where is everyone? :scratching her head in befuddlement, smoothy brings a gaily wrapped box from behind her back and leaves it near the upside down tree and then slowly fades away:
Smoothy, you are correct, that is how we know that VB is not living in reality. He thinks he is interacting with Kirk and crew, yet he is really on the Enterprise D with Picard et al.
He thinks I am in the holo world, but he definitely is.
BTW, thanks VB, I have never had a thread dedicated to me, it would have been better coming from a woman like PurpleBear or GBS, but I am still honored.
GBS, you do not have to go back for VB’s sake. I want you right here. I like being able to see your beautiful face when we “interact” but the dark is fun too (I get to “feel” around for the areas I intend to “interact” with.)
Purple seems commited to flyboy, so I will commit myself to you GBS.
Trkr… I’m yours, I’m yours… never returning. I too enjoy being with you. Don’t let VB grab me though. He’ll pull me back, and PB will make me take off all of these beautiful purple, silky, lacy things I have on just for you. Now hide me before they come looking…
Need I remind you it was the StarFleet Reject who first mentioned a holodeck in this thread? Draw your own conclusions as to who is delusional here!
What Trekkieboy doesn’t understand is that this a cartoon thread, therefore the time continuum is all the same, allowing us to play with the original enterprise and the next generation.
It is however good to see he has finally awakened to the fact that he doesn’t stand a snowballs’ chance in Hell of winning over the delectable Purplebear, and not much better chance with GBS! Bwaahahahahahahahaha!
I think it safe to conclude he has stood far too close to the dilithium crystals than is good for him!
Careful, Trekkieboy; she may actually be the Salt Monster…But for your sake, I hope not; the sucker marks on your face would only slightly improve your appearance…
Spidey and offspring choose this moment to release all the spring-loaded webs they have prepared, giving all the humans in the area webbed feet and fingers (and various other body parts). Then she and the chillens approach the beautiful package Smoothy has left under upside-down tree. Said package is now covered with webbing. . .
There are like 15 college frat boys yelling “PANTY RAID” and looking around in confusion. Spotting GBS, PurleBear and Smoothy, they take off after them.
Never fear GBS, I will not let the dreaded VB lay a hand (or anything else) on you. I shall not let Purple make you remove your beautiful lacy underwear (that is my job )
Quick in this deep dark cave, they will never find us. Yet, we can have some fun searching out fun areas on each other.
VB stay far away from GBS. She is mine dang it and there ain’t nothing you can do about it.
BTW, I may have brought up the holodeck initially, but you brought up the hologram, so you are the one who is delusional.
I am a Trkr, you are an old retired flyboy. I get to use future technology, you have to resort to exploding cigars.
OH Trkr, I’m right behind you. This cave is very cold. Please come and warm me. VB will be very mad if he finds us. I don’t want to make him mad but Trkr, you are so …perfect… now, come deeper… deeper…
into this cave…
And as they say Cavers make better lovers because they go deeper.
I will definitely keep you warm my dear. I think we need to do as the survival books say and remove our clothes and press our naked bodies together to use our body heat to keep us warm. Yeah, that is why I want to get naked with you.
Methinks the truth lies somewhere in the middle…as it were. 