OK, Mr. MacFarlane, pistols at dawn

I’ve put up with a lot from you sir, and remained a staunch fan of Family Guy and pretty much most things you have been involved in. Your Oscars was better than James Franco’s. Even as a practicing Catholic person, I can shake my head and appreciate the atheist jokes and digs at religious people.

But there are some things up with which I cannot put. In your latest masterpiece A Million Ways to Die in the West you said something to the effect of “Is that even your real name? Or is it something terrible like Gwendolyn?”

:eek: Whoa there! What was that about?!

But seriously, of all the names to pick on! There are much worse names (no offense to any Berthas out there)!
Your pal,
Gwendolen

A terrible movie in more ways than one can count, though the eponymous deaths were usually the funniest part.

The sheep that hadn’t been shorn in months was the funniest part!

Maybe that was the name of girlfriend he had a bad break-up with?

Or the one he pined for. Maybe it’s you! :slight_smile:

I thought the movie was okay. If anything, it didn’t go far enough in spoofing western tropes.

Then I expect pistils at dawn!

I did scan the credits to see if there was a Gwendolyn he was goofing on, but no luck.

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Perhaps a reference to The Importance of Being Earnest?

Thirded. My wife and I just watched it the other day. A few laughs, but I was hoping for funnier. And yeah, it seems like there was a lot more he could have done with the premise. It was kind of like an article from “The Onion”, where the title or concept is the funniest part, and the rest was kind of meh.

But MacFarlane’s humor is pretty hit & miss for me. Never really been able to get into Family Guy. I think I remember enjoying Ted(?)

And yes, Gwendolyn is a perfectly cromulent name. I think he was going for absurdist humor in picking a “nice” name instead of something more obvious, like “Bertha”. But as I say, I don’t really always get his humor.

It may have been a dig at Gwendolyn Foster, a film professor who said she was appalled by his sexist 2013 Oscar host routine. I don’t know about the timing.

At one point in Family Guy, someone indicated that the worst male name was “Keith.”

Movie was so-so. Anything with Charlize Theron can’t be all bad. Biggest problem for me was that Seth MacFarlane was so incredibly unlikeable.

Hee. That’s the exact wording of one of the lines in the strongly-worded letter I had developed in my head.

Are you sure Seth MacFarlane would get it? I don’t think he’s seen much of The Simpsons.

I think high noon in front of the saloon might be more appropriate.

It wasn’t bad, but it wasn’t great. The two cameos from other movies were my favorite parts, if that says anything.

I shoot a fair number of times and I know my worst shooting is done less than two hours after I wake up.

Haven’t seen the film.
Ambivalent on MacFarlane.
Gwendolyn is one of my favorite names.

At least your name isn’t becoming synonymous with “crack whore” thanks to Sin City, Breaking Bad, and Sons of Anarchy!

Signed,
Wendy