- about 3 - 4"
- about 7.5"
- yes, downward
- cut
- shaved
1. How long is it flaccid?
Depends. 3 inches on average
2. How long is it hard?
7 inches
3. Does it bend when hard? If so, in what direction?
Nope…like an arrow
4. Cut or uncut?
Uncut
5. Pubes: shaved, trimmed, or natural?
Shaved.
I wonder how many are posting measurements along the bottom. Yeah, I have a huge schlong too, if I measure from my asshole.
ALONG THE TOP, GUYS. The curve don’t count none neither. Pull a tape measure taut and that’s whatcha got.
And then add a couple more inches so you fit in with what people have posted so far.
- 27 inches
- 36 inches
- Hi Opal
- Cut
- Trimmed.
note All measurements made from the floor up.
Not only are the people who frequent the SDMB some of the most intelligent people on the planet but it would seem that the men are also better endowed then your average male.
Unless of course, one is Scottish.
ah hem
Born in Dundee, Scotland pal. 
- 3-4 soft
- 6.5-7 hard
- curved to the left
- cut
- bare balls, trimmed patch up top
Size matters, but it’s about the girth, not the length.
Ahem…
1.) 2-3 soft, sometimes smaller and sometimes bigger
2.) 6 hard (damn Irish genes)
3.) very straight and smooth, no curves or leanings when hard
4.) cut and pierced (Prince Albert, 8 gauge)
5.) smooth as a baby’s bottom below, neatly cropped above
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Perhaps another poll thread should start on this but I’ve always wondered…
If penis enlargement (length and/or girth) was as readily available to men as breast enlargement is to women, what percent of men would do it? My theory is that it would be a larger percentage of men vs. women and breast enlargement today. Discuss…
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MeanJoe
P.S. - I would do it in a heartbeat, enlargement that is. Nothing grotesquely larger, just an inche or two… or three… 
- varies with temperature. Max. around 3 (maybe I’ve never actually measured it at that state)
- varies. Max. around 6.25 (I’ve never measured while very stimulated. I would be kinda awkward to say “Honey, while your down there could you pass me a ruler.”). Max. measured 6.
- slightly upwards
- cut
- trimmed right now. in a couple days bare.
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3"-4", depending on the weather, etc.
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7" (was 7 1/2" at age 18- What happened?).
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20 degrees to the left when erect.
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Cut.
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Trimmed. Plus I have to shave the base of my penis because the hair grows up the bottom 3" of the shaft.
Yes.
Really not sure why I am posting here, but let’s be bold
- 4
- 9
- Pretty straight
- Cut
- Natural
I’ve never actually measured it before, but this thread made me curious enough to try but I ran into a little problem.
TMI Warning!
Being a really fat guy I am unsure of where to start measuring. There is enough padding at the base to seriously effect the number. If I really smush it( the fat) back and start against the bone it is about a 2.5 inch difference then the unmodified apparent start. What is proper measuring procedure?
The correct way to measure your penis is from the TOP, not the sides or the base. Use a ruler, and I would recommend that you ‘push in’ on the ruler as hard as you can. I’m sure this is how everyone else must be measuring it.
Should we measure it diagonally like a tv?
If you had a 4 inch pecker, would you post it?
Oh, and I measured from the top. The trouble is, it’s only about 1/2" in circumference.
1 - Completely average.
2 - Completely average.
3 - Straight ahead pretty much.
4 - De-foreskinated.
5 - Pleasantly disheveled.
This might give some encouragement to some of our over-weight male Dopers, but according to an article I read in Prevention magazine some years back, for every 35 pounds you lose, you gain an inch in pecker length.
Can anyone give me advice on treating a ruler-shaped puncture wound to my pubic region? I was trying to get an extra inch and well… :eek:
- 1 1/2 to 2 1/2 inches
- 6 3/4 inches
- bends up just a little
- cut
- natural