OK, that's it: penis poll

In My Humble Opinion
41
  1. 4ish in
  2. 8ish in (wait, what was it…width or length?)
  3. Does it bend when hard? Only if we’re not careful during vigorous sex.
  4. Have you ever seen anyone try to circumsize a llama?
  5. Um…no opposable thumbs…can’t hold scissors
42

Well, I’ll be brave enough to be one of the few average (and honest) respondents.

  1. Varies wildly between maybe 2 and 4 inches
  2. Without stabbing myself in the lower abdomen with a ruler, about 5 3/4" or 6"
  3. Slightly upward when hard
  4. Cut
  5. Shaved below, trimmed above

I assume it’s perfectly understandable to let jealousy make me angry and hostile towards my fellow dopers, right? You big-dicked bastards.

43

I’ll decline to answer but will post only to ask if I’m the only one who notices that the measurements seem to be getting larger as the thread progresses…

44

[hijack rant]

Hey! You left out the most important measurement.

GIRTH. The women want to know the circumference. This is often the most important stat to a woman. Trust me on this one. I’d prefer a thick, 4 inch long penis to a 10 inch needle dick.

[/hijack rant]

Carry on.

45
  1. An inch.
  2. Two inches.
  3. It bends down.
  4. Cut.
  5. Neatly trimmed.
46
  1. Dunno. Never measured it soft.
  2. 6.5-7" Hard
  3. I hope I understand what everyone is asking here, because my cock points almost straight at the ceiling when I am standing soilid. I have to bend over till I almost piss on my face in the morning to take a leak.
  4. Cut
  5. Shaved once, not again. Not very hairy to begin with.

Girth. I wrapped a measuring tape around it at max jerking time and it was at 5 3/4" around. Is that avg? I don’t even know.

47

I don’t know about the size of your dick, but I know you have a huge set o’ balls. I mean, flame juggling?

48

It’s twice as long or more for statistic #2???

:eek: I’m terribly uninformed on these things!! :o

49

1 what is this ‘flaccid’ state, mine never is…
(ok it changes so much due to temp and such that it is pointless)

2 Honestly 9 inches

3slight arch to the left

4 cut

5 natural

50

Caught@Work: I can only hope you weren’t.

51

Generally, yes. A penis will double in size from flaccid to erect.

52

i am seriously going to go home and do all of the measurements…it’s one of those thigs that i always want to do but forget how…

and why can no one believe anyone has a big dick…and when some of those comments were made, i didn’t think anything had been said that was outlandish…actually everyone seemed to be pretty average…

maybe i just notice penis size and stuff cause i am gay, and have more encounters with my own and others at the same time

anyway, may answers will be ready later tonight

53

OK, you talked me into it…

  1. About 3" (although, as many others have said, this varies wildly depending on temperature)
  2. About 5 1/2"
  3. Straight as an arrow
  4. Cut
  5. Unshorn
54

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again.

55

:smiley: Time to do a bit of braggin’… I’m a lucky girl…OOOh wee OOH… Da hubby wouldn’t dare do this on his own, so I have done the scientific bits… the measuring :slight_smile:

  1. 4" at the moment
  2. 9" normally, but on a really hot night 9 1/2 - 9 3/4 and a smidge over 6" in circumference (2 1/2" diameter)
  3. He points upwards ever so slightly
  4. Au Naturale babee!
  5. lovely little nest of fuzz :slight_smile:

And people wonder my eyes twinkle?? :smiley:

56

[bachelor party]
“Is that a foot long?”
“And then some.”
[/bachelor party]

57

I’d just like to vouch for the Llama. Although he kinda turned it into llamahumor, the statistics are accurate. And modest–he rounded down.

I don’t get it. He’s a GUY! Shouldn’t he be prancing around bragging or something? Heck, a friend joked that if he were hung like that, he’d have portraits all over his house for people to see. I asked him to post to the thread, or I would, because it’s neat and stuff. So he humored me. But I just had to keep the record straight. :slight_smile:

[sub]And yes, I’ve personally measured it–from the top, as described here. Also, for what it’s worth, he’s cut.[/sub]

58

There one poster on this board I know for sure is 12 inches…(well, I havent measured, but I know a several females that have verified it)…We give him so much shit about it he probably won’t post here.

59

Your right, he won’t.

60

for 1 and 2, my measurements are the same. and I’m Irish too. So I guess I’ll blame it on that.
Actually, my answer for 3 would also be the same.
I’m cut but not pierced. yipes.
5. it itched like hell, so i stopped shaving - and since my gf is 8 hours away, i don’t really have a reason to shave anyways.

Oh yeah, and girth: 5.2" circumference.