Ok, which one of you dopers was the " motivational speaker" at my daughters school?

auntnut uhm, isn’t Washington over dar bye dat der New Yark Cety? So of course the missssisipi river run tru it, cause I hard that New Yakr Cety is near some oshean and dem dere rivar goes to the osheann. You need a new map cause I war good in georgrafy

I think you should be bequeathed the title of Patron Saint of Forgotten and Ignored Threads.

Now, if you’d just been around a few weeks ago when I posted 2 threads that were almost immediately lost in SDMB oblivion…

I can tell youse been eating sum of dat gubmint cheese agin…

Or maybe you’ve been hangin’ out with those other guys…

…you know…

…in a van…

…down by the river…

A FEW WEEKS!!! HAH!!!
Try almost THREE MONTHS buddy…walk around in MY LONELY, SOGGY, RIVER SOAKED SLIPPERS for a while…then, maybe, just maybe, you can piss and moan and bitch and groan about being forgotten!!!

(a few weeks…hmmmph!)