After last weeks threads, where we cheerfully roasted some people in BBQ Pit for “lame ass and pointless random ranting”, in which some smartass kept mentioning the roaster/poster ending up “In a van…down by the river!”, my daughter, who is in the 9th grade in a " Northwestern Washington State junior high school that shall remain nameless", came home and told me about an assembly she had at school:
There was a male teacher from her school who was introduced to the students as a “Motivational Speaker”, who would help guide them in the right direction for their future success…
He came out in polyester pants (slung under his big pot belly), a white shirt, a LOUD CHECKED SPORTS COAT, and a hat. She went on to recite a classic “Chris Farley” SNL skit that the whole auditorium found hysterical.
Most of the kids didnt know who he was portraying, my daughter explained to her friends why she found it so funny, though she has never seen the skit…
She read the threads from last week (laughing like a fool at her mothers incredible wit, I am pretty sure)
So, I just wanna know which one of you psycho’s slipped thru the security and background checks and is teaching my daughter the fine art of:
“Sarcasm 101. An in-depth study of why my mom sits night after night giggling at her monitor…with a followup on the odds of her passing on this warped humor gene”
PT Smegma…you dont happen to be a teacher, do you?
This topic holds the record for most views without a single reply.
Damn. 243 people viewed this topic and not one of them could take one second to leave a comment or even answer the poor girl. 243 people looked, and just ignored this wonderful topic. What does it say for the laziness or indifference of the world today where 243 people would click on a topic and not one of them have anything to say or offer as condolance?
I tell you, enough to make a fellow constipated.
So I’m reviving this topic. This, a topic that never had a first chance. Never had that first post that stimulates the mind and creates the snowball effect of delightful conversation. Maybe it’s just a fruitless effort. Maybe I’ll be shunned. Maybe Trix really ARE for kids, but I’m not giving up.
I have a dream! That all topics are created equal! That every topic deserves a reply especally after 243 views that have proven to be fruitless! Let us not ask what our topics can do for us, but what we can do for our topics! So get out there! Post. have fun.
Uncle Sam Wants… This topic.
So here it is again. With it’s one post that it so much deserved. It brings a tear to my eye.
I nominate this for the best topic ever.
Pardon me, I must go dry my eyes.
Damn. . .now I feel like I have to respond, like when you walk up to the Salvation Army bell ringers around Christmas time and you know you have just enough change for what you’re going to buy.
But it’s true. I was down in my van by the river, eating my government cheese and rolling a doobie, and just plaing forgot the time.
If you have a problem with that, then I think the only solution is for me to go get my stuff, and move it on in here, cause I’m gonna BUNK WITH YOU BUDDY! We’re gonna be buddies, pals, amigos…
Nice try ewakko…but I’m not falling for it…
According to my map of these here United States, Washington State and the Mississippi river NEVER cross each other.
(I’m still thinkin’ it’s PT Smegma…but da gubamint aint talkin neither)
PT Smegma…you dont happen to be a teacher, do you?