Perhaps you would like to appeal the current ruling?
Present your case. I’m always open to being swayed… 
No, no appeals. I’m sure that considerable thought went into your decision and you are the only one who knows what’s right for you. Besides, with my hesitant bi-sexuality, well, I might just not be able to give up men for the long term. And that just wouldn’t do.
So, fare thee well, my darling. I’ll be in the front row at the wedding, waiting to kiss the brides!
Errr…actually, from what I have seen of what you have to say here, dragonlady, I like you an awful lot. And I like you, vix, an awful lot too! 
And please don’t take it too hard - this is a silly little humorous thread, anyhow.
What it did accomplish is to introduce us to each other OL, and I found there is a really great dragonlady out there! And a pretty cool vix too!
But if I must choose, I have to choose evilbeth. Both because of some of the imagery of her responses, and her sweet letter she wrote me.
So evilbeth, do you want to be my SDMB virtual lesbian bride?
Mom never did listen. Sigh.
I suppose that I could get used to evilbeth as a parent. (providing she accepts.) I’m going to require bribing, though.
I know. Sometimes, they’re as bad as daughters. 
::teary acceptance::
Of course, I accept! This is the happiest day of my life!
andygirl, what would you like? How could I bribe you? Let me do some research and get back to you! (I can only post for a minute–I have a paper due tomorrow and I also have a really hard mid-term! I’m sorry!)
(Una is all a-flutter now…)
Wow, I was out of the loop for a while! (Ya know, only able to post at work… actually having to do work… it’s a hardship)
Anyway, congrats Anthracite and evilbeth! You’ll make a fabulous couple!
And, Anthracite, there certainly aren’t any hard feelings, and I was glad to meet you too!
-vix, virtual bridesmaid (?)
So when’s the wedding? Will you be assigning other members of the party and duties soon? Nosy spiders want to know!
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Yes, there are many things to decide.
Bridesmaids? Ring-bearing cat? Officiator?
Guest list?
Type of wedding ceremony - Full Roman Catholic? Jewish? UNAtarian? ( ) Pagan? Wiccan? Hindu? Beatnik?
Type of rings?
Vows? Pre-nuptual agreement?
Wedding music - Vivaldi, or Rage Against the Machine? Or something in-between? Live or recorded?
Attire - Gowns? Material? Color?
Catering? Cake? Bartender or not?
Location?
Price?
and most importantly (gulp!)
Honeymoon plans??? Yipe!
Beth? Anyone? Help!
My Goodness! I had no idea when I got into this that there was so much to plan! I feel so overwhelmed…eeeeeeeekkkkkk!!! (pulls out hair and hides under the covers…)