Woman (of course)
Within 5 years of age either way of me (38)
5’5"-5’9"
Natural boobs - No boob jobs (Big fake boobs turn me OFF)
Fair skin a plus, and clean hygiene
Average build (no extremes either way)
Dark hair
Can wear a dress or jeans equally well
A little bit promiscuous, or at least someone who’s comfortable expressing their sexuality
A cute little tattoo or two can’t hurt
That’s starters, anyway.
Need an example? Alyssa Milano!
You describe me to a T. Alas, you’re married. 
Must possess a vagina.
Everything else is negotiable.
That link doesn’t seem to work in Chrome, but if the link isn’t a Rickroll, she’s a bit severe for my tastes. She may have been kindly to the children, but she was a bit too bossy with adults.
Tight, tight jeans. Probably shops at Urban Outfitters. Listens to good music. Likes to drink and smoke. Swears. Short hair. Piercings, a tattoo perhaps. Smart, sharp. Loves sex.
She ain’t real, doe.
ETA: oh, I’m one of those tall skinny guys that wishes this message board reflected the opinions of those immediately around him.
My ideal: glasses, long hair, big boobs (real preferred), short, geeky, listens to good music,
Female, 20, single here
Tall (over 6 feet)
Athletic and well built, but not freakishly so (wide shoulders are a huge plus)
Cute face (there are many cute faces, I can’t pick specific characteristics)
Any colour hair except bright red
Tattoos are fine, excessive tattooing is not
Funny and can understand my sense of humour
Open minded
Reads for pleasure
I’m a big and tall girl, so I like men that can make me feel dainty in comparison. Men shorter and much thinner than me make me feel like an ogre.
Your description fitted me too. :smack:
(Some examples:
You haven’t got a like-minded friend, have you? 
Intelligent,extrovert,bookreader preferably well travelled and has an interest in something like archaeology or astronomy.
Physically not obese but not painfully thin but otherwise I’m pretty flexible.
Must love sex.
Me: shortish (5’ 8"), athletic, early 30s and a complete artiste (complete with moodiness and ridiculous and random flights of fancy).
Her: breathing.
Actually, petite women on the serious side and geek factor turned up to 11 have always done it for me. I have a friend that is so into video games it makes me look like I’ve just recently discovered Pac-Man. It is sooooo hot… unfortunately she’s completely committed to her college sweetheart, so no go. Brunette and slender also will get my attention, as will glasses. I love glasses on a woman. Mmm.
Gotta be way beyond INTELLIGENT (no smartasses need apply), and FUNNY AS HELL (not humor used to mask latent passive-aggressive tendencies). I prefer hair longer than mine, and always have. Dimples are cute, too!
Body type: I dunno. I’m omnivorous. 
Dark long hair, short or medium height, curvy a big plus but no gut, honest, easygoing, intelligent. I don’t ask for much.
Physical: Short dark hair, medium frame/height, nice eyes, and a good smile can make me melt (or blush, which seems to happen more often._ I prefer non-scruffy guys as I’ve noticed that my skin turns red and itchy if I mess around with someone with a scruffy face for too long.
Character: I like guys who are open to trying new things, laid back and not high maintenance, independent and mature. I’m a bit of a geek so I like guys who I can play games with (but whose life doesn’t revolve entirely around games.) Bonus points if they’re into languages.
I’m a straight guy, 30 yrs old.
What turns me on:
Oh, I so wish this place has been around when I was in high school and university. All these people with their different preferences, including ‘smart’, ‘geeky’ and ‘bad teeth’… it would have done wonders for my self-confidence then.
I like boyish, creative, intelligent, funny women. Slim and petite. Sometimes I like to see muscle.
A lot of those kinds of women turn out to prefer other women. Something of an obstacle, I think, as I am a straight male.
Not that it matters, really, as women don’t seem to find me appealing in any case. These days, I’d take almost anything.
Ugh, these threads always make me feel hideous.
Me: 29, female, single, fat brunette curlyheaded geek with glasses.
Looking for a guy who is:
Older than me, at least a little. I know a guy I’d totally ask out if he wasn’t six years younger than I am. I feel like Mrs. Robinson, completely irrationally.
Dark hair, preferably.
Devastatingly intelligent.
Wickedly funny but not a cynical bastard. Bill Hicks was funny but I wouldn’t want to date him. I like to actually smile unironically once in a while.
Gentlemanly: at least pretend not to be a lech sometimes, mkay?
Thin and wiry is good. Chubby is good. Well-groomed is best: you can be friggin’ Hugh Jackman with a little James Purefoy sprinkled on top for good measure, but if you can’t wash your hair I don’t want to deal with you.
Not too good looking. If Hugh Jackman really did walk up to me and say “Ninja, my dear, you are the light of my life and the joy of my desiring. Let’s screw like bunnies” I would stare at my feet and shuffle around. Blatantly handsome is intimidating and tongue-twisting. I’m always weirded out when handsome men are sweet to me: it makes me wonder what they want, because I know they can’t possibly be attracted to me. 
Very important: must be geeky or at least geek-tolerant. I play video games and prance around in silly costumes and quote Shakespeare and watch scifi movies. I will watch football with you if you will come see the next Harry Potter movie with me.
Straight male, 16. And most of these are desirable features, not prerequisites.
-No piercings, except one on each ear, maybe two.
-No tattoos.
-Breasts that aren’t gigantic.
-Brown, black, or platinum (or very light, not “dirty blond”) blond hair. Especially not red hair.
-Light-colored eyes.
-Foreign, or of foreign descent.
-Persian/Indian.
-Or German/Scandinavian.
-If Western European, pale rather than tan.
-Non-hairy arms.
-Height doesn’t really matter, barring a dwarf or an Amazon woman.
-Not necessarily really skinny, but an ectomorphic body, even “boyish”, shape rather than “curvy”.
-No drugs or cigarettes.
-No alcohol.
-No promiscuity.
-Doesn’t swear, or at least not often. (Can you tell I’m reading the other lists and picking out things that other people like that I hate? ;))
-At least mildly introverted.
-A “girly-girl”.
-Not vapid, but (if I’m going to be honest here) not a lot smarter than I am, either.
-Prefers wearing more “formal” clothes rather than T-shirts and jeans.
-Not too much makeup; not too little, either.
-Some people have listed “not clingy”, eh, as long as she weren’t whiny, I wouldn’t mind someone who wanted to talk/be together all the time.
Valete,
Vox Imperatoris
Straight male, 44.
Tall (around 5’9")
Smart and funny
Full figured
Nice, easy smile
Glasses are a plus
No drugs or booze
Likes sex
Likes me.
And thats it…