Okay, I'll pit josejones.

Yeah but I’d like to point out that josehimself used “defiled” in his original post. Which was one of the thingss that creeped me out about said post.

You’re absolutely right, and I didn’t even notice that. Looks like I got bent out of shape at the wrong person. My apologies, robotic_panda.

Good lord, don’t tell me he’s a member of the school board. That just multiplied the creepiness by a factor of ten.