Tom Tom Tom. I’m not shaking my finger at you. My belly is shaking, but that’s involuntary. I want you to know up front that I don’t mind that you’re one of Hillary’s flying monkeys. Yes, it’s difficult to understand. True, there is no sense or reason about it. But I do concede that there are people who, though otherwise decent, support Hillary Clinton.
But Tom. Have you looked at her ass? Why do you think she stuffs all that into those pantsuits? And why do you think they’re always the color of Queen Elizabeth’s hats? She’s not running for president; she’s running for Queen. But let’s set aside objective truth, and examine why you allow your prejudices to influence your mod decisions.
What the hell am I talking about? — you may ask. Nevermind the fact that you closed the Fork Hillary thread the moment there was a stub of a press release alledging that there might be a hint of her apparent willingness to acknowledge Obama’s victory. There is also this.
For whatever reason, you brought your mod powers full bore to silence **Shayna ** and her defense of Obama from the frothing Hillary Whores who have attempted to hijack and dominate every discussion in Great Debates about the primary race. I think that, as our 3rd best mod, you have a responsibility to treat posters fairly, especially our 17th best. You’re both prime numbers, so it isn’t like you have something to prove.
I have two points. I don’t see why citing the rules is junior modding. Isn’t that why you actually publish them rather than just keep them secret — so members can cite them when necessary? And B, is it right for you to justify the jerkish behavior of the thread shitter by saying that **Shayna ** had it coming? Isn’t that eerily like saying that if a pig didn’t want to be raped, it should put on some clothes?
Since when did blasting an infamous public figure become an invitation for spamming Great Debates with personal insults and gratuitous moralizing? What’s next? Will people be allowed to call us liars for condemning Adolf Hitler? Will you discipline us when we resist Stormfronters and Fredphelpsians? Are we to be forbidden now from criticizing Mao Zedong and William Tecumseh Sherman?
If you wouldn’t mind, after all the mods and ass-suckers have chimed in to defend you, please address my complaints. Thank you. God bless you. And God bless America.