A friend of mine recently met a guy on a phone chat line. He has just broken things off with his wife, and is going through a divorce. (apparently she up and left for “no reason” last week and doesn’t love him anymore. I don’t really have that whole story).
Anyway, said friend went to see him last weekend. She drives the 60 some odd miles to his house, and waits for him to come home while he goes hunting. 
When he does return they talk about sex, and he produces a condom. She asked why he had a condom if he, up until last week, had a wife. His explanation: See, he would only come inside of his wife when she was on her period. Why, you ask, well according to him, he didn’t want her to fill up with sperm. You see, uneducated persons, a woman only gets rid of any foreign bodies and materials inside of her when she is on her period. Yes, his words were “It doesn’t all come out 'till she is ragging” :eek:
This guy’s mother is an RN by the way.
Okay so my take on it (besides my friend’s really bad taste in men) is
A. that he was being a smart ass and covering for having a condom, though why a married couple can’t have condoms is beyond me.
B. His mother told him this as a teen so he wouldn’t have unprotected sex, and it stuck
C. he is a moron.
From her telling, they ended up not doing anything, she said after that conversation neither one was in the mood. Then he decided to leave and go get drunk with friends, cause the first football game of the season was on television. So she drove home. :dubious:
But the sex thing… Yup, now I have heard it all.
Any woman who drives 60 miles to meet a stranger whose wife left him one week ago, and who doesn’t think that said week is enough time for him to go buy some condoms, deserves to hear whatever shit he feels like making up. Your friend doesn’t have bad taste in men, she’s just a moron.
Misnomer called it.
And, yes, that is the dumbest thing I’ve heard in a while. Although here’s my favorite: a friend’s former roommate did not pay taxes. He had heard that if you refuse to use any services provided by the government, you didn’t have to pay taxes. When he told me this, I asked him how the government knew that he had renounced them and so didn’t have to pay taxes? (He said you don’t have to tell them; you just don’t use government services.) I then told him that I was impressed at his ability to get through his day without availing himself of anything the government had done. How did he get to work, hold a job, eat food, etc., without coming into contact with anything the government had done?
Couldn’t agree more.
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A. that he was being a smart ass and covering for having a condom, though why a married couple can’t have condoms is beyond me.
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I know many marrieds who use condoms, diaphragms, jelly and the pill. It is called contraception. Some women have nasty reactions to the pill, and others can have problems with diaphragms, and some think that the men should also take part in the contraception as it takes 2 to screw, the other person has the same responsibility to help prevent pregnancy.
Shit, I got pregnant once using both the pill and the guy had a rubber [it broke. We were extra careful because I was on antibiotics for a tough of pneumonia and I didnt trust the pill to have not been rendered impotent by the antibiotics i was on.]
Besides, what the fuck do you think married couples used before the pill if they didnt want kids, counting stars and thinking about fluffy bunnies?
My wife is on the pill and I still use condoms. One can never be too careful.
Pregnancy is the STD that lasts a lifetime!!
Kinda like Sovereign Citizenship?
As for the op topic, yes I agree she is a moron, when it comes to men anyway. Most of the time she is very intelligent
I agree married people can have condoms, my husband and I used them for a time.
That is why I can’t understand why he didn’t just say that is what he and his wife used. The whole thing is bizarre, she called me today and told me some more about this guy, I don’t know how she finds these winners.
I am going to go out on a limb here and offer up a WAG, prehaps she meets them on phone chat lines?
well yes, but why she gets these and not the nice ones… I’ll never know
Absolutely, my brother and SiL were combining the Pill and condoms until she felt ready (haaaaalellujah, haaaaaaaalellujah!) to try for a kid. I also know several couples where she can’t take the Pill so they use rubbers.
But in any case, the guy is both dumb and dirty. Assuming that what we know of his story is true, his wife probably simply had a revelation and found herself wondering why she’d put up with such a moron for so long.
Gee, I can’t for the life of me understand why this guys wife left him if this story is indeed true. :rolleyes:
Yes, he sounds like such a prize, otherwise…
That’s hot.