Oh can anyone spot the differences in my reply. I thought I stopped it early enough.
Sorry - newbie antics
loofy (n): 1. A loofah product designed, marketed, and sold by Goofy. 2. A buttmuch’s way of combining loony and goofy. Ex.: That new Loofy is simply loofy above and beyond its uselessness.
New word: sinjicution
sinjicution: *n.*mild form of electrocution, usually reserved for petty thefts.
shirmers
shirmers: another design flaw from the 60s, this machine used “perpetual motion” to create a horribly big apparatus that supposedly clipped hedges. Theoretically you could set it going and it wouldn’t stop. Ever. Unless you stopped it yourself.
“Man, did you see those shirmers in purple? Duuude!”
[sub]Maybe I should go with a new schtick.[/sub]
Next word: fringle
Fringle: n/ the new rage, a fried Pringle. Available in all good stores now !!!
Next word : floemgate
Floemgate: Nasty norwegian political scandal involving senior politicians and exotic zoo animals.
Next word: Splooticle.
Splooticle: when it’s really cold, and men are camping out in the woods, and they get horny enough . . .
Do you really want to hear the rest of this?
“That’s not an icicle, it’s a splooticle!”
Next word: Tydex
Tydex: 1. (n.) A new, streak free laundry detergent
2. (adj.) Streak free
3. (v.) To leave streak free
4. (adv.) Without streak
Also, an excessively long pretend defition concocted by a red-headed non-step-child.
Ex.: Moronmountain spewed usless tydex after useless tydex.
New word: broisanthesium [sub]good luck, ya poor bastard who gets this one[/sub]
Tydex
- n. Newest biological warfare agent created by the United States to be sent to Bin Laden himself. Supposedly causes major diarrhea for 48 hours, could be very messy.
New Word:
itwatisawapuddycat
broisanthesium (n) – the place where one is anesthetized with broiled beef
next: taydile
I’ll grab 'em both.
First,
itwatisawapuddycat, v. To irrationally hold the belief that one is the vagina of an irritating canary. As in, ‘Really, Jeff, under different circumstances I’d love to have sex with you, but itwatisawapuddycat.’
taydile (pronounced tay-dillie), a filler word in many folk songs, can be taken to mean “But I didn’t understand her, so I went and had sex with a sheep.” As in:
“I met my love on Lilac Lane,
her spirit, it was gay;
she sang to me of love and pain,
taydile, taydile, hey.”
Next word: hofknuten.
Hofknuten: n. Dumplings that have Knut Rockne as part of the recipe. Eaten by cannibalistic fans everywhere.
Next word: syjrimuk
syjrimuk: *n.*The substances which pop out when you squeeze a pimple.
valdoran neutral
valdoran neutral: n. A person who, while appearing to stay undecided, actually is bias one way or the other.
Ex. I’m pretty sure the vote won’t end in a tie, Jim is a valdoran neutral.
Next: Elfinuous
Elfinuous:
- n. med. A disease similar to elephantiasis but only affecting blonde, blue-eyed, ditsy teenage women.
- adj. of or relating to the ooze which emits from an elephant’s trunk.
Next Word
sisaitnahpele
hehe
sisaitnahpele
n. A virgin who does NOT want to be sacrificed to the volcano gods, and goes kicking and screaming the whole way
next word:
stipmerbooth
stipmerbooth adj: An object so rediculously covered in polka-dots, a person who views said object has no choice but to gouge out their own eyes. Ex.: The shirt, of unprecidented ugliness and overabundant stipmerbooth, gave even non-epileptics instantaneous seizures.
New word: coxterity
Coxterity /adj: The ability to sign your name in a snowbank using your urine and your penis. Extra points if done with no hands.
E.g. Did’ya see that… phwaa, has he got some coxterity going on or what ??? 
New word : gilasapi
Gilasapi - The result of brain damage from the bite of a Gila monster " After that lizard got him, he was so gilasapi he wasn’t good for a darn thing!"
New word-Gripschlitz
And may I point out, Spuzzum is a town in BC Can. not too far east of Vancouver.
Really? Does spuzzum have a real meaning?
Anyway on with the game:
Gripschlitz
- n An old lawyer working for a major firm who looks down on lawyers in non-established firms. Often under the delusion that they are in a noble profession.
“Lindsey’s law prof is such a gripschlitz.”
Next word: Tasamaramaha