Tasamaramaha: (n.) A rare species of lizard living on the beaches of New Zealand, famed for its ability to participate in beach volleyball tournaments.
New word: flammletran
Flammeltran-What happens when the Tranny falls out of your car, creating a shower of sparks as the remains drag under the car. “His old Chevy went flammeltran and he never did get it back on the road.”
Next word- Slipdoozen
TheTim, I think Spuzzum is a native word. The town is kind of a local joke. It’s very small, hardly more than a gas station and a couple of houses, but it’s on the highway to the BC interior, so everyone goes through it. If you blink you’ll miss it. It’s past Hope, heading toword Penticton. My SIL had a tshirt that said “Where the hell is Spuzzum?” on the front and on the back it said " It’s beyond Hope!"
slipdoozen: what you do, from your pew, when listening to a boring sermon.
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Oh no! Wait a minute. Silly me: I’m thinking of doozenlipoff. I have no idea what slipdoozen means. Are you sure you’re not making that one up?
Next: yod (as a verb)
Make that doozenslipoff.
I believe that slipdoozen is a very muddy construction zone.
yod (as a verb) is to consistantly agree with an authority figure with such enthusiasum that you are satisfying said authority figure in an almost sexual manner.
ex.: “Joe was always yodding off his boss at the weekly meetings.”
Yod is also colloquially used as a noun to signify the person doing the yodding.
ex.: “Joe is such a yod.”
next word: jorly
Sweet merciful crap! Three pages! Quite a success for a {postcount} newbie! Aright, jorly: the calluses on one’s heels.
New word: esctarl.
And it’s so much fun…
Esctarl: v. To quickly jump or skip in order to clear the threshold while exiting an escalator.
Ex. I almost spilled my soda while I esctarled in the mall yesterday.
Yeah…I’m a moron…
Next: prostawk
prostawk:
- v. cheating on your tax return only to find federal agents in your driveway on april 16.
- n. the act of prostawking
nextword…
smispem
smispem: A single drop of liquor used in a cocktail.
skanowork
skanowork, v. To quickly glance around the office for supervisors before doing something against company policy.
Ex. “Yeah, I almost got fired yesterday. I was posting to the SDMB on company time and forgot to skanowork.”
Next word: matribaldy.
MatriBaldy
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The mountain adjacent to the mountain locals affectionanately call “old Baldy”
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The crumbs that manage to fall on a bed despite no eating whatsoever taking place on the bed.
Next: Caltroon
caltroon: pronounced kawl-terr. *n.*A poltroon feigning serenity in a tight spot. Could also be used as a verb in a very limited number of contexts (best avoided in proper language).
melmek
Melmek- The dreck that collects in the cracks on old plastic plates
“I had to use bleach to get the melmek off our old picnic plates”
Diznits
Diznits, n. Mysterious life forms that encircle the head and suck out intelligence, also known as “blonde hair” (:d&r:). As in, “Dude, did you see the diznits on that chick? I can’t believe she can still talk!”
Next word: K’charim.
K’charim: *Pr. n.*First name Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is thinking of switching to, once he’s converted to the Jewish faith.
lessuviang
lessuviang n: The awkward silence between message board postings caused by words starting with “l” and ending in “g”. No example needed.
Next word: plorched
plorched: Having one’s bodily organs pulled out through an oriface, presumably the mouth, though others could also be used.
Next word: Detcepin
Detcipin,[sup]TM[/sup] n. A drug produced by the Bayer company on contract with the CIA. The governmental logic goes like this: dyslexics see words backwards, lies are the opposite of truth, therefore, a lying dyslexic is actually telling only the truth.[sup]*[/sup] Detcipin[sup]TM[/sup] was designed to turn foreign agents into dyslexics, thus turning their most clever deceptions into strategerically significant truths.
Next word: Narklemen.
[sup][sub]*[/sup]Medical scientists, psychologists, and the top minds in the Intelligence community have been unable to find any proof of this theory whatsoever, but what the President wants, the President gets.[/sub]
Narklemen: The wise ancients of the Narkle. The Narkle being a mythical race of small-stature humanoids that lived in the pantry of Sven Narklestrom, a lesser known Swedish spice trader that lived during the 10th Century AD in Trollhattan, Sweden. Narklemen are also known as ‘trolls’, as a reference to the fact that the Narkle were indigineous to this small Scandinavian city.
New word: Flard.