Flard - one of the Absent-Minded Professor’s failed experiments previous to his discovery of “flubber.” (Other failures include floothpaste, flairgel, flustard and flampoo)
Next word - igglethorpe
igglethorpe:
- prop. n. Thumper’s (from Bambi) incest committing cousin.
- common adj. someone who has experienced the act of having one’s left big toe being severed by a rabbit. i.e. Look at igglethorpe little boy; the poor kid has only one big toe.
Next word.
Skamadle
skamadle: *vb.*To tidy up the house before the cleaning woman arrives.
wivlak
wivlak–the state of bachelorhood. Usually used to refer to the state of wanting a wife.
“Jack is really feeling his wivlak”
Next word- bleknic
How the hell did I miss this for three pages?
I’m so proud to see my baby out in the world…
(wipes a tear)
bleknic: n. Pronounced bleeknitch. A niche with limited economic possibilities. [Polish origin] First coined by future Nobel laureate and Polish President Lech Walesa while employed in the Gdansk shipyards when asked what he thought of the development of a special glue which would replace rivets on ships.
lolofil
lolofil: to be up to your gunwhales with someome who is not impressed
as in… ‘That thread left me feeling lolfil’.
Next word: Urchkiioni
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Urchkiioni: (Ur-tch-key-ownee) A teleologist’s thurible.
Next: oilababe
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Oilababe (v): Contemporary contraction verb denoting the action of rubbing baby oil, tanning lotion, or Crisco on young, attractive females.
Next: granquette.
n. A person who asks, “If we get corn oil from corn, and coconut oil from coconuts, where do we get baby oil?”
Next: troposia
Mmm, simulpost goodness. I’ll get 'em both.
granquette, n. A woman who maintains her coquettish behaviors well past the age at which she ought to be allowed to.
As in, “Yeah, I was visiting Opa at the retirement home and this 82 year old granquette started hitting on me!”
troposia, n. A mental disorder compelling sufferers to always believe that they are on the beach somewhere in the Bahamas.
Best exemplified by most Corona commercials and by the Kids in the Hall sketch in which Kevin McDonald grows out a beard on vacation.
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Erm, next word denaliphobia.
denaliphobia: 1. n. fear, usually found in dyslexics, of having to write or pronounce the word ‘denial’ incorrectly either in an essay or during a speech.
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n.: fear of denalis.
builbich
Come to think of it, it should probably read “fear of writing or reading…” (otherwise, the whole thing wouldn’t make much sense, would it?:D)
Hmm, aren’t games like this only supposed to go on for so long–then another thread is started, a continuation? When is that supposed to happen?
builbich: n. the last post on what was a great thread.
Houplejin: n - a vile, homemade form of alcohol often made in toilets and bathtubs during prohibition.
Example:
Man, every time my old lady makes me coffee, the stuff comes out tasting like houplejin.
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Harletrica
Harletrica: A subgenre of electronica designed to be played only at strip clubs and during the viewing of pornography
Schlurple
Schlurple: The sound your now shoeless foot makes as it comes out of the big pile of mud you accidentally sank your leg into.
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