April 7th, 2010 - 8:30 AM
I do a global search to see who in the world has the highest compatibility with me. I’m linked to a cute woman living in Illinois. She’s Middle Eastern but describes herself as an atheist and skeptic. More importantly, she’s almost as much of a sexual deviant as I am. I’ve read in the peer-reviewed publication 4chan that women enjoy being “cyberstalked,” I might give that a try.
April 7th, 2010 - 9:10 AM
I realize that I have an unread message in my inbox. It’s the latest message in a short conversation I’ve been having with a female.
I stare at the screen for a minute or so before typing out my response.
Satisfied, I look elsewhere on the site.