The Ongoing Online Dating Advice Thread

[AClockworkMelon]

@Joey_P

So you’re implying that an IM that says “WTF bitch?” would be out of line.

Do you know who you’re talking to?

@AClockworkMelon

April 7th, 2010 - 8:30 AM
I do a global search to see who in the world has the highest compatibility with me. I’m linked to a cute woman living in Illinois. She’s Middle Eastern but describes herself as an atheist and skeptic. More importantly, she’s almost as much of a sexual deviant as I am. I’ve read in the peer-reviewed publication 4chan that women enjoy being “cyberstalked,” I might give that a try.

April 7th, 2010 - 9:10 AM
I realize that I have an unread message in my inbox. It’s the latest message in a short conversation I’ve been having with a female.

@AClockworkMelon the Stud

OkCupid is bitching at me, telling me to contact more people.

When I saw that you liked cruising for hookers, I knew I’d found in you a kindred spirit. Ha.

That was easy.

@Female

Haha what can I say I like yelling obscene things at hookers.

@AClockworkMelon the Stud

Oh. I yell obscene offers at hookers.

@Female

haha.
five dolla make you holla

I stare at the screen for a minute or so before typing out my response.

@AClockworkMelon the Stud

How much for me to use a broomstick and some bungee cord?

Satisfied, I look elsewhere on the site.

So no, it wouldn’t be out of line. As long as you tell us what happens.