I’ll second that! 
Allright, add me to the contestants on Creat a Good profile, I’m not having the world’s best luck and could always use some good pointers.
Generally this is OK, but I think you could elaborate on a few things:
My self-summary:
This really only tells me the details that were mentioned in the first paragraph(height, weight) - perhaps you could explain a little of what makes you tick - the type of personality you have etc. Also play on the alchemy word a little more, that’s a little sexier than being a straight out chemist.
**What I’m doing with my life: **
This to be honest is all about what you did with your life - sounds like you’re not doing much now. Tell us what you see yourself doing in a couple of years and what you’re doing now to get there.
**
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me: **
The sense of humour - you don’t mention what about this is noticable. Having one? Not having one??
**My favorite books, movies, music, and foods are: **
Don’t need to capitalise the genres, also give an example of what you’re currently reading/recently liked reading.
It’s John Hughes - with an e.
I’m not sure what you mean by meat and potato like - shepherd’s pie is the only thing I can think of. Expand on the mexican - what’s the best mex meal you ever had?
**The SIX things I could never do without: **
Friction? Either science geeky, or (more worryingly) a little creepy.
**I spend a lot of time thinking about: **
2ft prehensile tongue? OK, definately creepy…
On a typical Friday night I am: **
Hopefully not stuck late at work, that blows. I imagine most people think so too - but not clear if this is likely or not. Perhaps you could rephrase this somewhat: On Friday evenings I try to leave work at a reasonable hour and escape to spend time with friends, either for a drink or to watch a movie.
**
You should message me if:
Chicagoland should be caps. Hey and don’t mock the shoe love! 
Oh, and perhaps do a couple of other quiz things that give you a rating - these are all about sport, politics etc, and not about personality types really.
Hope this helps!
Generally this is OK, but I think you could elaborate on a few things:
My self-summary:
This really only tells me the details that were mentioned in the first paragraph(height, weight) - perhaps you could explain a little of what makes you tick - the type of personality you have etc. Also play on the alchemy word a little more, that’s a little sexier than being a straight out chemist.
**What I’m doing with my life: **
This to be honest is all about what you did with your life - sounds like you’re not doing much now. Tell us what you see yourself doing in a couple of years and what you’re doing now to get there.
**
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me: **
The sense of humour - you don’t mention what about this is noticable. Having one? Not having one??
**My favorite books, movies, music, and foods are: **
Don’t need to capitalise the genres, also give an example of what you’re currently reading/recently liked reading.
It’s John Hughes - with an e.
I’m not sure what you mean by meat and potato like - shepherd’s pie is the only thing I can think of. Expand on the mexican - what’s the best mex meal you ever had?
**The SIX things I could never do without: **
Friction? Either science geeky, or (more worryingly) a little creepy.
**I spend a lot of time thinking about: **
2ft prehensile tongue? OK, definately creepy…
On a typical Friday night I am: **
Hopefully not stuck late at work, that blows. I imagine most people think so too - but not clear if this is likely or not. Perhaps you could rephrase this somewhat: On Friday evenings I try to leave work at a reasonable hour and escape to spend time with friends, either for a drink or to watch a movie.
**
You should message me if:
Chicagoland should be caps. Hey and don’t mock the shoe love!
Oh, and perhaps do a couple of other quiz things that give you a rating - these are all about sport, politics etc, and not about personality types really.
Hope this helps!
I like your profile overall. I don’t get the yo-yo thing either, but I don’t consider that a problem. The only thing that really kinda irks me is your I’m-not-a-jock-oh-wait-yes-I-am paragraph; I always think that kind of structure is used by people who think they’re funny & clever but actually aren’t. And I know that you’re funny & clever, so just edit it, okay?
I think I know what picture you mean when you refer to your dressed-up-and-flexing photo, and I think that’s a great picture.
Oh, and I have no freakin’ clue what “mackin’” is–is that a Texas slang term or something?
My first thought on looking at your profile is “Would it kill her to smile?”. And I’m going to repeat what I’ve said earlier–write more, and write more about what sets you apart from everyone else.
Oh boy, now I can finally give advice about picking up 18-20 year old chicks! My profile isn’t filled out with long paragraphs, and contains many things which are not true, but it’s obvious. Keep some of the mystery. Just put in a few things that are interesting and potential conversation points. Keep it light and funny and after three or so messages, ask for an instant messgenger address or regular email.
Not to knock anyone else’s advice, since it’s a different age range and college students have vastly different short term goals than someone who has graduated. Maybe you can try reposting your picture or add more, because then they show up on the front page and you get more messages.
I kind of liked the “primus” and “secundus.” That makes it clear that you’re looking for a fellow geek (And I mean that in the “geeks are cool! The geeks shall inherit the Earth!” sense.)
I’d respond, if I weren’t already dating a really cool guy, and if I were anywhere close to northwest Pacific coast.
Maybe chicks (like some guys) make rash decisions based on something fundamental / elementary:
The choice of a screen name.
Incubus conjures up all kinds of negative thoughts, especially to women in their mid 20’s.
Let’s see, there’s
- incubus - a male demon believed to lie on sleeping persons and to have sexual intercourse with sleeping women…daemon, daimon, demon, devil, fiend - one of the evil spirits of traditional Jewish and Christian belief
That’s just gonna make be dripping in anticipation :rolleyes:
- incubus - a situation resembling a terrifying dream nightmare situation - a complex or critical or unusual difficulty; “the dangerous situation developed suddenly”; “that’s quite a situation”; “no human situation is simple”
Sounds like a great first date 
- incubus - someone who depresses or worries others … disagreeable person, unpleasant person - a person who is not pleasant or agreeable
I don’t know too many ladies who have an internal need to date their father.
and of course,
Incubus (From AMG): Incubus rose to become one of the most popular alt-metal bands…Their early funk-metal sound was heavily influenced by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but broadened over the next few years to incorporate thrash, rap-metal, post-grunge rock, and grinding alt-metal à la Korn or the Deftones…
Though you’ll find a sizeable majority of girls who know the song ‘Wish You Were Here’ with all that nice toes in the sand stuff, I don’t imagine there’d be a whole lot of women who appreciate the whole alt/funk/thrash/rap/postgrunge-metal scene.
I’d lay 3:1 odds that if you changed your screen name and kept the same exact profile, your mailbox would have been brimming with responses…but that’s just my opinion.
Yikes, OK Cupid went all pastel! :eek:
And now there’s a message board, and everything looks different!
Somebody hold me!
(In all seriousness, I hate the new colors . . . the rest of the makeover seems ok so far, though.)
Yeah, it looks like they’re in the process of introducing superficial design flaws to mask the fundamental ones.
More quizzes? Yeow!
Hell yeah! Thanks for the feedback. Some of my wacky stuff turned out to be more creepy than wacky…
Am I the only one who misread “OK Cupid” as “Occupied”?
Anyway, if anyone is interested in the opinions of a guy who is married and thus disinterested (but finds dating stuff strangely fascinating for all that), here’s my critique:
I’m with the others - I really dig the written part of the profile (Neil Stephenson? Pratchet? The Code Book? I’m sold already! 
).
But the pics have to go.
The hand in front of the face is no good; the team photo is an odd choice (presumably someone viewing the profile is into you and not a team - though this day and age, you can’t be sure! ), and the lighting in the other photo is unflattering (you are in the shade).
I actually don’t mind your choice of picture - you aren’t smiling, which some find a no-no, but for you it works well, IMHO.
I got a good sense of the stuff you are into, which is good. I imagine a conversation would focus on the movies of Miyazaki, but it would help if there was some more detail.
But there was one thing i didn’t like about the written profile. Self-depreciating humour doesn’t work well in these things. Don’t say stuff like “I’m really good at … being self-demeaning”. Just don’t do it.
kidchameleon - good profile. You mispelled “occasionally” in the second paragraph. Yes, people do notice spelling and grammar in these things. Otherwise, very light-hearted, entertaining, and I get a good sense of who you are.
Jayn_Newell, I agree - need a smiling picture. Your profile comes across as someone who is unsure of themselves and lacking self-confidence. This is not the best way to attract others. Speaking of which, you say you’re bi-sexual - are you looking for a woman, or a man, or either?
I’ve messaged a lot of people and not gotten back any replies. Some people make a profile and wonder away, so don’t sweat it.
If you want people to respond to you, don’t send woos. A nicely worded email will do wonders over woos.
Is the site now uber slow for anyone else, or is it just me?
Oh, now I must get my profile done so you all can abuse…I mean, help me.
If there’s more stuff you’re interested in, list that too. I only see a couple hooks I could use to start up a conversation, and if I’m not into those things, you’re pretty much out of luck.
It seems to be slow every once in a while.
ava, I like you’re profile. You have several pictures, which is always a good idea, and I think the message your profile sends is that you’re open, funny and smart…it certainly doens’t hurt that your very cute as well. If you were about 1200 miles east, I’d email you. Perhaps your lack of replies is in part due to the 1/99 ratio you speak of? But in addition, you bring up an excellent point about OKCupid…about how some people make a profile and wander away. It’s a free site, so I’m sure there are a lot of people who do just that.
Change my name?! Hmm…I dunno 