Didn’t he also shave his pubes during trial?
I mean…that’s just…<shudders>
Trouser Snake in a Courtroom
I guess the state of OK has had it with these motherfuckin’ trouser snakes on its motherfuckin’ bench.
The DA had 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with circle and arrows and paragraphs on the back explaining how they were to be used against us in a court of law and the Bailif walked in and said “All Rise” and we stood up and Obie stood up and the Judge walked in with a penis enlarging pump and sat down. We sat down and Obie stood there looking at the 27 8x10 color glossy photographs with the circles and arrows and he looked back at the penis pump. Then he looked back at the twenty seven 8x10 color glossy photographs and he began to cry.
The penis-pumpin’ paladin from the Panhandle?
Who could make a song out of that? 
Well really, wouldn’t any of the “firings” from using his pump in court be illegal?
The squick moment comes when the judge is getting himself off during a tear-filled statement from a murdered child’s grandfather.
I mean, what does it say when a judge can get horny off that?
Yes and they want compensation.
Poor judgement?
So if they make a TV movie about this, are they going to call it, “Pump Up the Man”?
Um…woosh?
Thud.
Um, I was thinking like latent sadism?