The wheels of justice grind slowly and it’s been more than six months since Diogenes the Cynic posted his Pit thread, Woo hoo! The Court is masturbating like a motherfuck! about the Oklahoma judge who resigned from the bench after being accused of using his penis pump while presiding over a number of trials. There have been some developments in the case, but rather than re-open the old thread, I’ll start a new one about the self-inflating jurist.
Now he’s facing criminal charges:
On this page the Smoking Gun has all the “yucky” details including the judge’s mug shot, a copy of the search warrant for a sample of the judge’s DNA, and the arrest warrant.
Am I the only one who looks at that mug shot and wonders, “What’s he doing with his hands?”
I remember this story. I still can’t understand how the guy was able to preside over court proceedings whilst shaving and/or oiling his genitals. What’s more bizarre, that the guy actually did it, or that nobody in the coutroom, apparently, said “Eeeek! The Judge is shaving his balls!”
Can’t tell. Oklahoma’s Judiciary seems to be strictly non-partisan. And I can’t find online record for what party this weenie represented during his time in the Oklahoma State House of Representatives. Of course some of his decisions on the bench do make your wager seem likely. :dubious:
