You can’t make this shit up, folks. Imagine you’re on trial for your life for murder and you suddenly realize that the judge is yanking his junk underneath the bench while the trial is going on.
It would be infuriating if it wasn’t so funny.
That’s insane! 
BWAAHAAHAA!!!
Wait a minute…he shaved the area while seated at the bench? :eek:
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There’s gotta be a SCOTUS joke in there somewhere.
The Honorable Donald D. Thompson in entering the courtroom. You may all rise . . .
Some of us more than others, apparently.
And let me be the first one to use the phrase: Legal Briefs. 
I guess we now have to say: May it *pleasure * the court…
Finally… a hung jurist.
I’m sick and tired of judges making sucky decisions.
Once upon a time I practiced around thatares, I found his picture and he does look familiar, but I can’t tell if he was on the bench when I was up there.
Weird and embarrasing.
:smack: that area
I is smart, really.
Kinda makes you miss the old days, when an OK judge didn’t actually come in his pants unless he was handing down a death sentence.
That said, I don’t think I can buy this one. Could almost, but the part about shaving himself while on the bench? Huh? Did he walk in carrying the vacuum masturbatory aid and a shaving mug, hot water, and a razor? Did he hike up his robe over his tummy, drop trou, and gaze intently at his crotch while he unhaired himself? Believe you me, if I’m taking a razor there, I’m going to monitor the procedure with great and consuming interest.
Didn’t happen.
“Here come the judge. Here come the judge. Order in the court cuz here come the judge.”
(apologies to Laugh-In)
Coulda been an electric razor or trimmer…
SCROTUS?
Or maybe he just has lots of practice.
Here is another source with the story. No mention of shaving, however.
Well, it certainly landed him in a sticky situation.
I don’t think that was meant to be taken literally.
I certainly hope that’s grounds for a mistrial.