Wasn’t there some judge in the last couple of years who got in trouble for having some kind of bondage games with his (female) clerk going on. He said it was consensual, she said she was pressured into it.
I know trials are dull … maybe we should examine the possibility that they eventually warp the mind of your average judge.
I bet if you go over the court stenographer’s transcripts, you’ll find some interesting moments that now make more sense:
Judge: “Has the jury reached a verdict?”
Jury foreman: “We have, your honor. We, the jury, find the defendant guilty on the charges of first-degree murder.”
Judge: “Ohhhh… yes! Yes! YES!!!”
[Hans & Franz]
We are going to PUMP [clap] YOU UP!
[/H&F]
(Dating myself, I’m sure. Now if I could only get rid of the visual image of Ahhnold under the judge’s bench - and robes!) :eek:
I assumed they meant htat he shaved and oiled hisself before the trial. Which THEY would have to assume if they caught him doing it with a shaved and oiled member.
You practiced around his area…heh heh heh…
Although I assumed this thread was going to be about the Cheney energy task force ruling.
Heh, I think we’ve now conclusively determined which state’s to blame for Texas not sliding off into the Gulf of Mexico.
So did I!
Come on now. No one is asking the important questions:
how big was the cock?
Was the judge hot?
I’ll wait for your answer to see if it should go in my masturbatory rolodex.
Check Q.E.D.'s link for a pic of the judge. If you liked Bruce Davidson from the movie Williard then yeah, you’ll probably want to approach this guy’s bench.
What the… If you liked Williard then you’re gonna love Been.
I think that’s the mutated senator from X-Men.
From page 3 of the official Petition for Removal:
I also love the heading on the last page of the indictment:
That’s exactly what got him into trouble in the first place.
The charges are clearly pumped up. He’ll get off.
Next time I’m in court reporting a story, and the guy says “All rise,” if I start laughing I’m blameing you. 
Ms. Foster: That looks like a Swedish made penis enlarger pump; yes, that´s a Swedish made penis enlarger pump.
Judge Thompson: That’s not mine!
Ms. Foster: And here´s a credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger…signed by Donald D. Thompson
Judge Thompson: I’m tellin you baby, that’s not mine!
Ms. Foster: And what´s this? a warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump…filled out by Donald D. Thompson.
Judge Thompson: I don’t even know what this is! This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby!
Ms. Foster: Oh a book…“Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby!”, by Donald D. Thompson.
udge Thompson: Alright, that may be mine then…
People and their quirks… sheesh.
Keep it in the pants, boys! At least until you get home, then you can wank it all you want. Shave it, pump it… whatever. I am not in the least surprised by this, really I’m not. I’ve seen plenty of guys whip it out at my ol’ job (porn store) and it just does NOT surprise me. Am I jaded? As long as no one (especially kids) is being victimized or killed, I really don’t care what a person does in the privacy of their own home… but just DO IT AT HOME!
Is it that hard (heh, sorry) to control your fetishes in public?
I understand Ms. Foster was in a weird position (heh), but you’d think after the third or fourth time she’d say something to somebody.
That must have been a very high bench and a rather placid court. I was a juror in February in da Bronx county courthouse and the bailiffs were always buzzing around, the lawyers were always wanting to approach, etc.
As for that picture–remember last week on Reno 911! when Trudy’s boyfriend Craig was suspected of being a serial killer by the other cops? Jim Dangle was saying to Clemmie that maybe they were wrong, “maybe he’s just one of those little weird white guys that LOOKS like a serial killer.” P.S., he was.
Give a whole new meaning to “pounding the gavel.”