Party pooper.
Would he even notice if - oopsie! - something happened to it?
I’m already home 
They had two big-ass orders to pickup super late (one was I think 15 larges?) so I did not mind hightailing it outta there.
That’s all kinds of weird. I wouldn’t want that, either, and in fact, it would probably make me break down weeping, to see that unique fur color again.
Ashes in a box, sure. Paw print impression, yup. But fur NAW.
Dooooooo ittttttt, then look up the recipe for No-Knead Bread.
That’s hilarious. A dollar for the whole bag, maybe.
There’s some Pinterest ideas for them, which basically amount to “candle holder” “sand art” and “candle held up in layered sand art.”
Sometimes, ya gotta do what it takes to get it out.
Sounds like you did!
I hope your fainting couch was close by.
I haz so many happy’s for both of you. I’m sure she enjoyed knowing you were right there with her.
Gotta keep a girl on her toes, I guess.
Well, hello back, darling.
That must’ve made her day.
I’d quibble about the waste of water/energy for something that’s about to be outside, in the elements (unless she’s bringing it back inside every night?) but hey, eff it. She’s making a good gesture.
(Okay. Tiny quibble.)
Some grocery shopping needed to occur, after work. I budgeted forty bucks, and spent $40.56.
Even I’m impressed with my mental math skillzzz. (And self restraint.)