(Old) Day Trips planned in the MMP

Okay, quick scroll, in no particular order:

blueberries, puppies, pain meds (tramadol!) driver’s ed (for the love of OG WOMAN! get that dude behind a wheel!) plus kitties, MOAR PUPPIES,

Gov’t regulations. They’re most likely beyond delicious, and okay for us giant and powerful-liver hyooomans.

There are many gov’t hoops for what is essentially cat food to be re-labelled as “ok for ppl.”
Or did I get that backwards?