Fathers Day
I thought I would make a great dad. I think I’m somewhat intelligent, and I think I have some good genes. I think I have a lot of knowledge, and I think I’d have a lot to teach. Alas, it is not to be. I’m too old for offspring. Even if I weren’t, I think my post-menopausal wife is not – and has not – been fertile. So I am the last of my line.
Yes, I’ve had a few drinks.