Would lag bolts solve the problem?
Dafuq it’s barely August.
A lil’ of column “A” and a lil’ of column “B.”
This gave me pause.
Then what the hell are they famous for?
Missed the bicycle part at first and thought, “Watching sports is not the same as doing sports, yanno.”
Thanks for the reminder, I have some in my freezer!
Today I realized that in a restaurant kitchen, "We may want new ink … " could mean, “Someone check the printer; I can’t read these tickets!” or it could mean, “I’m considering a(nother) new tattoo.”
S.M. brought in a bunch of scalloped potatoes. “My mom made these, she said they’re for anyone who would appreciate them,” and you best believe there’s a deli cup with cheesy N.O.T. on my coffee table right now.
Thanks, Boss’s Momma!
Oh, and in gossip-y news … do y’all remember Gentleman Caller?
Nice guy, we had a good thing going, casual fun & nothing more expected, then he got weird and blocked me?
To absolutely nobody’s surprise, guess who unblocked me early this morning?
He groveled very well, with a lengthy and super heartfelt message expressing how sorry he was and how much I mean –
Just kidding.
He sent a “looking eyeballs” emoji.
Like, that was it.
Dude, you gotta up your game, man.
If I was feeling incredibly charitable & was a kindhearted person, I’d guess that he assumes the worst and is trying to suss out my feelings/reactions in the most non-conflict-causing way possible.
Sucks to be him, though, cuz I’m actually a royal-class bitch.