I got him a set when I first brought him home - he was surprisingly accepting of it - but I have since very cleverly knocked it behind an armoire I have no hope of moving myself.
It’ll be found when I move, I guess.
He simply had some closely-supervised time, before the 
rain kept pourin’ down 
We’ve never met, but you might be the kindest person I know.
How have I missed this joke all these years?!?
Yes, yes he is, and he has also just acquired a new nickname.
Bon apetit!
I got one or two of those a while back; zero regrets. (I’d never even heard of Culver’s before moving to the Mitten State, so I had to try it! I like butter … I like burgers …)
To quote Sam Jackson, now that was a tasty burger!
I just … man, today, I really wanted it on rye toast with a mess of onions, and they absolutely delivered on that!
How does one say “Bless your heart” in Michigander?
So do cats, but I can’t blame it on the dog (since I don’t have one.)
All I can say is, I know the difference between his & mine.
( snifff “Jesus, Monks, what did you EAT?!?”
“Whatever you fed me, O prison warden!”)
Cats also snore, sneeze, and - this one is hilarious - get the hiccups.
You know how getting the hiccups can be annoying? And you know how cats hate being laughed at … ? Combine the two, and … 
I’ve also seen YouTube of cats begging for a lick of ice cream, followed by … an ice cream headache. They make the silliest face.
Hey, they asked for it.
Sometimes those come out the absolute bestest.
I bet JtC has a good floozy story that starts out like that …
(" 'Twas a dark and rainy night … ")