Do they even make parachutes in baby sizes?
Doesn’t the air rushing past your ears make it impossible to talk/hear while skydiving?
Well, as long as they’re not posting pictures of Pooh and Piglet having a conversation that A.A. Minke never wrote…
Let the baby go. If god is real, let god save the baby. Then I’ll consider that god might be a real thing.
After I exhaust all other explanations.
Milne 
He wrote a whale of a book.
I sea what you did there.
Fuck!
It would be fantastic as a double bill with Barenaked Ladies.
It does take a certain level of “thoughts & prayers” before god takes notice. We haven’t quite reached that level to get god to care about these babies being murdered during school shootings but I’m sure we are getting close!
Maybe we have to fly higher before we jump. We probably won’t be able to breathe or we’ll freeze to death, but then we’ll find out if we were right about god or not anyway. Sure hope I choose correctly.
If I’m skydiving and a baby that can talk and reason like that is next to me, I’m assuming it’s a demon, and needs to fall.
I really want to believe that is an AI generated image
Don’t worry, it is. 
There’s actually a fad right now to use AI to make images of babies skydiving. So damn weird.
Someone also made a sketch mocking the “Skydiving Christian Baby” meme.
A Baptist minister in Indiana invited a creationist lecturer to give a guest address in his church, and his parishoners and fellow clergy are up in arms.
Not because of the content of his lecture about how the universe is 6,000 years old, though.
They’re upset because the lecturer has long hair.
You can’t make that shit up…
And, as we all know, Jesus always kept it ‘high and tight’.
Jesus had a buzz cut.
And ‘Two Corinthians Paul’ was a dick, so…