Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

Another deserving individual was disqualified for the Darwin Award.

The car left the road and hit a house on Fieldstone Farms Lane, according to Rural Metro. While the home was heavily damaged, leaving it “structurally unsafe” and the car was “destroyed,” the driver “somehow” only had what appeared to be minor injuries.

Awful article.

Court records said that Ingersoll’s passengers pleaded for him to slow down, but he disregarded them. The car then left the road, clipped a tree and struck the residence with its speedometer stuck at 60 miles per hour, court records said.

What passengers? What the fuck happened to them?!

Woman threatens to call ICE on Navy vet. Loses two jobs.

And the Dodgers fan was escorted out in the 7th inning for swearing at the woman. It doesn’t say what words he used.

There’s a big difference between, “I’m done with you, fuck off and leave me alone,” and vile misogynistic profanity and the like. The former seems like it shouldn’t be actionable, the latter I absolutely support kicking him out for.

If there isn’t any video of what he said that got him kicked out, all we can do is speculate.

Gonna go out on a limb and speculate beer was involved in the whole event on both sides of the aisle.

In Milwaukee? Surely you jest!

At the home of the Brewers, no less

He was being an asshat in that video.

Dumb, drunk, rude fans. One of the worst part of live sports. The star spangled banner at the begging of the game is up there as well.

I’m guessing they couldn’t wait until the packages hit porches; I’m also guessing the U-Haul was stolen as well.

ETA:

at 11:09 a.m. Wednesday, Channahon Police received two phone calls from witnesses reporting six to seven people removing large boxes from the Amazon facility

Did they expect witnesses to believe they’re movers?

New band name: Proactive Porch Pirates

They’ve seen those Mark Rober videos.

Three slackjawed bros in Westchester County boat up to an amusement park at night, vandalize it, and steal a couple of hundred stuffed animals.

They look like three students from Xavier’s School for Special Youngsters.

I won’t visit this restaurant that opened near me because they have to know the association (Charlie Kirk) their name brings up in people’s minds, right? They had to have googled it, right? Right?

They’ve been there since Charlie Kirk was 5 years old (1998). You can even see it on Google maps going back to 2008.

City worker caught picking up a prostitute while on the clock.

Sure, it was during work hours, but maybe it was his lunch break.

Thanks. Just bad luck on their part.

That picture looks like they’re auditioning for a K-Pop band.

Marvel’s X-Cretins