Omnibus Stupid MFers in the news thread (Part 2)

Around here we just call them @Darren_Garrison. :grin:

Meteors are atmospheric phenomena. You don’t have meteors on the Moon, for example. Meteoroids are the small natural chunks that create meteors when they pass through an atmosphere. Meteorites are what’s left of a meteoroid once it strikes another body (whether or not it produced a meteor). These terms are often conflated.

Nice. I approve.

Why are you in the pocket of Big Foot?

Big Bigfoot. aka Big Cryptozoology.

They control ALL chupacabra-related products.

Not to be confused with Big Crypto (probably).

A guy sets himself on fire outside the courthouse where the trumptrial is. And it seems, NOT in support of the disgraced former president. Something about crypto currency?

Last I checked, no word on his condition,

There’s a thread in FQ.

From what I heard on CNN, he’s in critical condition.

When someone sets themselves on fire if you don’t hear they’re dead it’s usually safe to assume they’re in critical condition.

The problem is in the idea that adding Big Foot protections will be so obviously over the top that it derails this nonsense bill from passing.

The good Senator has grossly misunderestimated the foolishness of his colleagues. He probably increased the likelihood of passage.

Oh, I’m not expecting that it will derail the bill. Derailing it is a separate task. Adding bigfoot adds ridicule. I approve.

I think it adds opportunities for us smart people in other states to ridicule Tennessee. As you say.

I also think it’ll increase the likelihood that the legislators will receive more approval, not ridicule, from their constituents over their wise decision to protect Big Foot. They’ll eat that shit up. “Hell Yeah!” will be the rallying cry. Not “What were you THINKING?”

YMMV of course. We’ll see.

I am. There’ll be protests against the Feds taking away our gun-given rights to shoot stuff. It’s definitely a poison pill amendment.

The funny thing is that all the military has to do issue a press statement to the effect that, as of now, any and all use of chemtrails has been banned.

That’s a very eye-openingly novel idea. Good one!

But I’m not really understanding what you’re advocating and what you expect would be the response from who. Care to flesh this out a bit?

I see such an announcement as totally validating everything QAnon ever said about the secret government running cover-ups. This would be the announcement that launches a thousand (at least) fresh CTs about any-/ everything.

David McCormick running for the Senate “started with nothing” as the humble son of a college president, growing up in a simple, homespun President’s mansion. Truly remarkable

The chemtrail crazies are going full-bore on X/Twitter, especially posters in the U.K., where it’s been cool and rainy (shocker!), which means the evil gummint is sabotaging the blue sky to drench everyone and make them miserable. :scream: :sob:

No, the proponents of the bill believe in Bigfoot, but they want to be able to hunt him, not to protect him.

I thought the law was that the rain must never fall ‘til after sundown. Or was that exclusively in Camelot?