That’s a troll. Definitely gives off the under-bridge whiff.
I wanted to post a nice cocktail recipe, but my work web filter frowns on that. And I don’t have an actual recipe memorized, and I’m not inclined to post “slosh of this, mebbe a jigger of that, vodka to (extinction of) taste” as my recipe attempt. So maybe someone with more freedom of Internet could try that? Thanks.
Not to be a Junior Mod but confine recipes to the Pit. Anywhere else can get you a warning because you’re basically calling someone a troll.
Jeez, he said he didn’t do it.
Maybe we should have an Omnibus Junior Mods thread.
People need to stand back and watch ANYONE with a CURRENT JOIN DATE who creates a thread. Watch and see what follows. When you get one newby followed by post 2, another newby, do the math. What’s the chance that both first posts they make are in that thread?
Yes, you’re being setup for a troll. 85% certainty. Certain enough to waste a Mk 48 on them Captain, make tube 2 ready.
I have a staff mug. 
Fair 'nuff, thanks for the reminder. Good thing my memory (and bartending skills) are so bad.
Sorry for bumming folks out with all the talk of death. I owe everyone an apology and a few drinks.
Pretty spot on there! 
Funny thing - At parties once folks find out that I am in the DeathCare Industry I typically get inundated with questions. Inevitably someone always asks me about necrophillia.
Though I wouldn’t consider this attention I get at parties as an element of popularity or likability but instead a figment of pure morbid curiosity.
Cheers
Hey, wait . . . this vodka/tonic has a subtle under-taste of formaldehyde. 
ETA: but, no, I’ll finish it.
I am curious as to how they bring up the subject.
“Hey man, nothing like a nice cool corpse on a warm night, is there?”
haven’t heard that one yet, but yeah pretty much.
Makes a mental note to post in CoffinMan’s AMA thread about green burials.
I still think an industrial chipper on the back end of a boat about 20-30 miles out to sea would be a real ‘green burial’, Chum. 
No apology needed. You are among friends - a lot of us have strong interests in select fields and would post endlessly about it. Most of us just don’t have the stamina.
And I would absolutely be the person at the party asking you endless questions.
Is she frigid?
You sure you didn’t get handed a Vietnamese beer by mistake? 
No worries, CoffinMan. I think you’re ahead of your time, and ours, and that one day we’ll all be getting into coffins in a big way.
Oh, and my drink’ll be a Zombie, obviously.
Make mine a Corpse Reviver.
From the that thread:
I get the sense he is going to have a very difficult time in college.