You know, if someone at a party asks if you’d enjoy a cold one, that’s probably not what they mean.
It wasn’t the talk of death. I’m actually pretty comfortable discussing it. It’s that you bumped a lot of ancient threads. I would’ve been annoyed even if they’d been about kittens and rainbows.
But you seem like a good guy, so I hope you stick around.
Thanks Helena - I plan on sticking around because you fine folks are so awesome and the level of intelligence displayed in the discussions here are unlike most other boards I have seen
That link just goes to page 38 of the [America-hating fuckstick] Administration Clusterfuck thread. No March '01 joiners that I could find on the page.
But where did you go for five years?
I believe he’s talking about Enuma Elish, who jumped into the thread on page 145 and ramped up from there.
No troll, just a sad angry person looking to blame someone for what’s wrong in their life.
Ah. TYVM.
There was that use of a racial epithet, which drew a warning.
He says he graduated. He don’t write like no damn college graduate.
What matters is that he’s out early on good behaviour.
This current thread
What happens to something built on top of ice?
brought Contemplation to my attention.
Contemplation joined in September 2014 and has only 68 posts, but some of them are doozies.
Is standing up to my parents a good idea?
Note that in this thread, Contemplation got advice and questions, but never returned to the thread.
How do YOU know that you’re not dead?
Contemplation returned to this thread numerous times but it would’ve been better if he had not.
I took 3 Iron pills at once and I’m scared. What should I do?
The “standing up to my parents” thread made me feel sorry for the kid, but the “ice” post can be nothing but trolling.
Never go full retard son.
That’s quite a history. I wonder if he’s a sock, rotating through other accounts here.
Do NOT stand next to any magnets!!
… a large and heavy duffel bag … It is not moving, making sounds or anything like that.
No problem then. Contemplation needs to avoid these boring qualifications. A large and heavy duffel bag is only fun if it’s moving and making sounds, especially if it gets out of the car, then a little leg reaches out and kicks him in the nuts while the bag shrieks like a steam whistle, and then it scuttles down the street on four little legs laughing hysterically to itself. Then I’d worry. If this always happens after taking those “iron pills” you like to pop, along with a strong sense that you can fly, I’d stop taking them. Contemplation: go back to taking the meds you were prescribed at the institute.
He’ll mutate and return. Like a virus.
And so many “dragon vs. whatever” fight hypotheticals still unwritten, and which shall now remain forever unasked!
Whoever did this, I owe you a round of drinks, a bottle of champagne, a bouquet of roses or a box of chocolates. 
Virtually, of course. I can’t afford to bribe the moderation staff IRL. But damn, you guys do good work!
Must have figured out which banned name he used to have.