Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

[Morgenstern]

@cochrane

Farewell, dude. We hardly got to know ye.

I got a woody for a second there thinking it might be Clothahump. That bedwetter has to be next.

[snfaulkner]

@cochrane

Farewell, dude. We hardly got to know ye.

I got on the computer today and saw he was banned and I felt a little sad. I’m sure I’ll get over it though. Where’s the post that did him in?

[cochrane]

I don’t think it was any post in particular. I think the mods caught him socking.

[Darren_Garrison]

Who shall take up the mantle of asking stupid questions about batteries and weird questions about dragons?

[Sunny_Daze]

If it keeps him away, I’m sure we can come up with a schedule.

[cochrane]

Odd request from an oddball:

@Davebd1985

Hey y’all so I was wondering if anyone had information for supplements like Viagra, cialis, etc. I’ve already checked the wikipedia pages and relative googling but more information is welcome. Books, websites, etc Thank-you :o

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20320221#post20320221

Further posts from the OP are even more trolly.

[Morgenstern]

Ban Okrahoma. No one can be as stupid as that moron is pretending to be in this thread…http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830107 … That’s mouth-breathing, bed-wetting, bottom-feeding over the top stupid he’s demonstrating for us right there. So there it is, he’s either too stupid to post here, or he’s a troll. Ban his ass.

[Ambivalid]

Ambivalid
Guest
Join Date: Jun 2011

Viagra turns your vision blue.

Davebd1985
Guest
Join Date: Jun 2017

Wait, you can see through your pecker with Viagra? Fascinating

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Troll he may be but the motherfucker is funny! Or not funny in any conceivable way. It’s one of the two. For sure.

[Gyrate]

@kaylasdad99

That link just goes to page 38 of the [America-hating fuckstick] Administration Clusterfuck thread. No March '01 joiners that I could find on the page.

Oop. Must be because I’ve got my board setting to show 200 posts/page.

@TroutMan

I believe he’s talking about Enuma Elish, who jumped into the thread on page 145 and ramped up from there.

No troll, just a sad angry person looking to blame someone for what’s wrong in their life.

That’s the puppy. He went into incoherent frothing mode very quickly indeed.

[Malleus_Incus_Stapes]

@Ambivalid

Ambivalid
Guest
Join Date: Jun 2011

Viagra turns your vision blue.

I’ve heard that that is an actual side effect of Viagra, albeit a very rare one.

[Gyrate]

There’s a joke there about Viagra, anal sex and a certain Linda Ronstadt song but I can’t, I really can’t…

[Darren_Garrison]

Has the dude returned?

[John_Mace]

@Gyrate

There’s a joke there about Viagra, anal sex and a certain Linda Ronstadt song but I can’t, I really can’t…

Reminds me of the old joke from SNL: This episode brought you by Hershey Highway (flash up picture of candy bar with Hershey Highway logo]; turning America’s tastes around.

[TroutMan]

@Darren_Garrison

Has the dude returned?

I think it’s your basic spammer.

[kaylasdad99]

@kaylasdad99

Speaking of “Sooner,” Okrahoma is pretty useless…

@Budget_Player_Cadet

At this point I feel anything short of Clothy levels is just sorta mission creep. I don’t like Shodan very much, but he’s not a troll, and does contribute *something *to the board’s culture. Same with Okrahoma.

@kaylasdad99

The world is a toxic place these days. We would do well to assist one another in not allowing that toxicity to muddle our perceptions wrt the posts we encounter here.

And in keeping with that nostrum, I’d be grateful if someone could direct me to evidence that Okrahoma is not useless.

@Sunny_Daze

Alas, I cannot.

@kaylasdad99

Perhaps Budget Player Cadet can, though. Out of respect for him, I can offer the benefit of the doubt, at least for a bit.

@Morgenstern

Ban Okrahoma. No one can be as stupid as that moron is pretending to be in this thread…http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830107 … That’s mouth-breathing, bed-wetting, bottom-feeding over the top stupid he’s demonstrating for us right there. So there it is, he’s either too stupid to post here, or he’s a troll. Ban his ass.

You were saying, BPC?

[Mangetout]

@Darren_Garrison

Must have figured out which banned name he used to have.

My money is on this one:
How heavy is 35 kilograms? (I mean, basically: “I want a really fucking heavy computer; also, how can I carry it?” is prime Dude material)
Also, the same OP also once asked: Can a 20mm cannon penetrate the sidal armour of an M1 Abrams? And other questions.

[John_Mace]

@TroutMan

I think it’s your basic spammer.

I reported it for spamming, and some gullible poster tried to change my intent to “forum change”.

[John_Mace]

@Mangetout

My money is on this one:
How heavy is 35 kilograms? (I mean, basically: “I want a really fucking heavy computer; also, how can I carry it?” is prime Dude material)
Also, the same OP also once asked: Can a 20mm cannon penetrate the sidal armour of an M1 Abrams? And other questions.

Both are so obviously dude-ish that the dude wasn’t even trying to disguise himself.

[Darren_Garrison]

@Mangetout

My money is on this one:
How heavy is 35 kilograms? (I mean, basically: “I want a really fucking heavy computer; also, how can I carry it?” is prime Dude material)
Also, the same OP also once asked: Can a 20mm cannon penetrate the sidal armour of an M1 Abrams? And other questions.

I remember that thread! Never noticed that the poster was eventually banned, though. Yeah, very doody.

[Darren_Garrison]

Okay, he had the trifecta: batteries, “who would win in a fight”, and flashlights.