Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

A portable computer with a brick in it. Makes sense!

Guess the join date?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20320963#post20320963

Is it my imagination or has this [del]guy[/del] troll suddenly become more active? He must be some crazy ass conservative pretending to be a “typical liberal”.

You know how when Death or Santa are killed, someone else has to take their place? Looks like Leo Bloom was drafted as the new dude_robert.

Except he posted the OP in 2010.

That’s a zombie xylephone from 2010. That predates dudeness.

Um…the dude transcends space and time.

Yeah, that’s what I meant.

More important, how did the xylophone turn out, damnit!?

Leo has his own special thread. And he provides plenty of current material for it.

You are right. I think I noted him recently on this thread.

Actually, look at Q2 in that same flashlight OP. “If you write fiction but it accidentally turns out to be true, can you get in trouble?”. Dude had one similar to that also.

I guess the good news is that it means we’ll see him again soon.

I just came in here to comment on said personage. It is usually a dead giveaway when they use the name of a notable politician as their handle. He’s been propping up straw men politicals like that for quite awhile now.

I would consider using that name alone to be trollery, but I’m not in charge here.

I’ve never seen this fucker post anything that made any sense. It’s strange because the former President was acclaimed for his extraordinary intellect and depth of knowledge, whereas this sounds more like a driveling troll. I hate to be negative here, but I’m beginning to suspect that this may not really be Barack Obama.

How about this individual? I don’t see any silver lining in his pretense.

I don’t think he’s a troll - he’s just a bit dumb and highly resistant to any information that contradicts his current worldview. Naturally, he’s a Trump fan.

I’m not surprised he’s gone, but I am going to miss dude r.

I mean, where are we going to get thread titles like “Cats: do you keep drinking your drink if your power did his tail into the cup?”

I guess we’ll get it again for a while when he comes back again.

"I want to build a house out of bread only waterproof not like real bread and not thin slices like bread but more like cuboid chunks made of some durable material that is still bread, but also nothing like bread. Do they make houses like this? If not why not?

If there was a house made out of bread, would it be any good? Please don’t tell me it wouldn’t work, because I think it would, but if it would work, how would it work?

Also, would such a house run on batteries, be impervious to attack by an M1 Abrams and simultaneously small and light enough to be portable, and also weigh more than 100 tons and be fixed in place?

Also, what sorts of things can you recommend that are not houses, or made of bread?"

How CNN found the Reddit user behind the Trump wrestling GIF, his apology, and walking back his trolling habit.

OMG, I just learned that people are materialistic!