Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Oh dear God.

Anyone want to bet on what’s next? Circumcision? Declawing your cats? Another troll did that recently. Do Spoilers Really Ruin Game of Thrones?

This is the one that caught my eye. At what point do we (meaning the PTB) pull the plug?

bolding mine

Now look what you’ve done. Heads are spinning like tops. :wink:

Yep, one mention of spoilers and then it’s Katie hold the door.

It’s “Katie bar the door”. Which is to say, I see what you did there. And so did Baby Jesus. If I get to Hell first, I’ll save you a spot.

Hanson’s razor - “Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.”

Yeah, there are trolls that purposely try and tweak people, and then there are the idiots who find a button and see that pushing the button makes the puppets dance. Then they try another button and see that the puppets dance again. And then on to the next button…

Trolling is one example where that doesn’t really work–since the trolls have every reason to try and hide that way.

Hell, that’s the entire modus operandi of a rather famous professional troll that I saw featured not long ago.

We need more trolls like him.

He’s back.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=794036

12 beers and 7 hot dogs later, he waddles over to his computer and found the bookmark for the SDMB.

That is some pretty damn funny shit right there! SDMB could use some trolls like that.

I nominate Me_Billy. Everything thing he posts is nasty, negative, and puts the worst possible light on any situation. If he could uphold the proud tradition of snark he might squeak by, but no. He’s like a drunk uncle at a family party. Ranting about the good old days when the uppity womenfolks didn’t ruin a man’s life. (Insert loathsome rant of your choice.)

FWIW SpamforBrains belongs on the list. The whole thread on how pornography can’t hurt children because it’s only watching people making love: ding, ding, ding.

Maybe he’s LinusK’s drunk uncle?

Very funny article – I’ll keep my eye out for his comments in the wild.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, another random thought has passed by the empty space between boffking’s ears.

wow…made my day!!! thanx…Chrome has an extension for him!!! I added it!:cool:

Why do we give them a pass? I mean, I suppose it’s fine it the Mundane forum, but broomfiction happens in General Questions and Great Debates, as well. :rolleyes:

he has quite the standardized template. The assertion disguised poorly as a question followed by two to four slightly connected declarative sentences where he asserts supposed facts. Post and away it goes with no further thought or response. a machine like quality.

it seems this has not gone the way he desired, so now it is the Questions about 9/11: Why did the hijackers on Flight 93 make so many “mistakes”?

Just food for thought.