Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

That’s good. It’s real good that you did that.


It’s… it’s like a field trip. An educational field trip. To the corn.

An educational cornfield trip.

Yes, yes it is. Just remember to think happy thoughts always.


Is that the first time a bannee managed to post while the mods were deleting his threads and canceling his account? Quite a bit like HAL in 2001…

*I’m afraid. I’m afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I’m a… fraid.

Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you.

Dave Bowman: Yes, I’d like to hear it, HAL. Sing it for me.

HAL: It’s called “Daisy.”

HAL: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you. It won’t be a stylish marriage, I can’t afford a carriage. But you’ll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle buiiiilllltttt foooorrrr twwwwwwwooooooooooooooooo…*

Coke to Colibri.

I found it amusing that he came here to ask us. Heh.

You’ve got me curious about the 3-headed gopher Colibri. Think I’ll do some looking around.

How about one of these?

I’m sure he’ll trock his way back here.

That deserves a t-shirt. I wonder if my son would wear it.

You know what they say: once you trock, you can never stop

If you are are so shockingly uncultured (just kidding! or so I’ll claim!) that you don’t know the skit, here it is.



One-track obsessed nut alert for summerlily72.

You beat me to it! New poster rides in on a one-trick pony.

Probably a troll, but that looks like something my ex wife would have posted many moons ago. She was so insecure about these types of things. And would get frustrated with me if we were watching a movie, and I wouldn’t avert my eyes whenever one of the female characters took her clothes off.

I’m sure you guys can guess why she’s my ex. Lol.

You forgot this and this.

And with those 4 links to threads she started, we’ve covered every post she’s made since she joined in Oct.

Meanhoo, JBUSA got yet another thread closed (for terseness and non-participation)…

Calling “Wildfire!”?

That OP is nothing to write home about, but it doesn’t seem to be any worse than than this one, started by a guy who already got suspended for starting too many threads and also for not participating in them.

Here commences another round of is it real or is it a troll?

New poster needs to know how to turn on[del]her[/del] her cousin’s water after the water meter has been been removed.