Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

Frustrating when someone refuses to acknowledge or rebut an argument, but only makes insulting inaccurate ad hominem attacks upon your character, isn’t it?

Fortunately, the pit is the place for it, so go grab yourself a nice cactus, sit your partisan ass down, and have yourself a nice spin.

Nah, any demonstration is that you are a piece of shit troll that can dish it out in elections, but can’t take it in the pit.

How pathetic.

Ad Hominem Grits:

Ingredients

2 cups water
1 1/4 cups milk
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup quick cooking grits (not instant)
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter

Directions

In a small pot, bring the water, milk, and salt to a boil. Slowly stir the grits into the boiling mixture. Stir continuously and thoroughly until grits are well mixed. Let the pot return to a boil, cover with a lid, lower the temperature, and cook for approximately 30 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add more water if necessary. Grits are done when they have the consistency of smooth cream of wheat. Stir in the butter and serve.

There is no argument.

the butt hurt calling of troll… it is very pathetic.

“dish it out in elections” - you are so stupid as not to understand in that thread I cared not about your positions, it was your silly stupid pretensions of the White Hat position (the Democrats govern for the greater good, the Republicans only govern for their narrow interest) as some kind of convincing argument. Does not matter the content or the correctness. The actual form and approach of the statements was the stupid part.

you very stupidly thought and think it was about your actual content.

Shrimps and the fixings to round out the grits

You’ll need:
1 lb or de-veined, de-tailed shrimp
1 lb of mushrooms
green onions to taste
chile flakes
hot sauce
cheddar cheese, sharpness to taste
bacon, 1 lb ought to do

In a frying pan, add cut up bacon and cook until done. Add chopped up mushrooms.
Meanwhile in a separate pan, prepare John Mace’s grits. Add: hot sauce, flaked peppers, and as much cheddar cheese as you like. Keep on the heat and stir occasionally.
When mushrooms begin to turn crisp and brown around the edges, stir in the shrimp and cook until the shrimp turn red.
Plate grits and add shrimp mixture. Add chopped green onions on top.
Prepare to eat until you can’t move.

No, I very knowingly did not think it was about my content, as you never addressed the content whatsoever, but resorted immediately to erroneous and unsupported ad hominem attacks. You never even came close to addressing any of the content of my posts, and your “summary” here in the pit is so laughable wrong, it’s not even wrong, it only shows that you did not have anything useful to contribute whatsoever.

That you were completely unable and unwilling to even address, much less attempt to refute the arguments I made makes you just a worthless piece of shit trying to troll.

It is obvious, from your comments here that you did not actually read what I wrote, just reacted reflexively, in your need to troll and threadshit.

Anyway, I’m done feeding this troll, I’m not sure why I bothered.

(actually the main reason I bothered is because I always get this one, ravenman, reiman, and someone else with a similar name mixed up, and some of those people have useful things to say. I made the mistake of thinking that you had useful things to say, I will not make that mistake again.)

You’re making an ass out of yourself.

Nice rebuttal.

They do make a cactus for 2, enjoy.

If you gone back and read what I wrote to Chimera, maybe you’ll realize I don’t need (or want) to fuck a cactus.

Partisanship indeed.

:rolleyes:

I’m even more offended by this post. Please try again.

so very butt hurt about the simple mocking of the completely not self aware posting

And your still endless obsession with arguing over the Rightness and Trueness of your boring politics when the only point was the posturing and White Hat Black Hat discourse was stupid and not convincing…

yes, so we can see how such a person calls Troll for any non agreement with his right true POV.

very special.

I assume you understand what I said, so my work is done.
Have a very nice day. :slight_smile:

How about the time he said that correcting a factual error was something only a Nazi collaborator would do?

Expecting to hear some sped-up Scott Joplin and broken bottleneck action soon what with these last 40-odd posts.

I hope some entertaining trolls or trocks show up soon. All this arguing is boring.

Amen!

Where’s our 911 truther!

He brought the board together with his idiocy.

Is that truthseeker1?

M…maybeeeeeeee? Too lazy to look things up at the mo.

Aww. But your ability to read my intent so perfectly from so few sentences is so entertaining! (According to my perfect reading of your intent.)

That’s because I like you. When you like someone as much as I like you, it’s not hard to feel their pain. I feel your pain.

Color me confused as to why a thread that’s nominally about SDMB rolls has a significant chunk devoted to the discussion of dougie_monty’s meltdown and subsequent banning.

He was a sanctimonious, self-righteous doofus, inexplicably proud of his ignorance of many cultural touchstones that most of us take for granted; short-tempered, easily-offended, and condescending in his writing style. What he was NOT, annoying as he otherwise was, is a troll.

I’m starting to suspect that his inclusion in the thread is being used as an excuse to engage in a “dougie_monty’s greatest hits”-fest (a type of discussion that TPTB tend to discourage wrt the newly-banned, IIRC).