Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

DNFTT, people.

People who don’t appreciate the subtle artistry of Freddy Got Fingered.

The crux of the matter. Is your keyboard still giggling from having to input that line?

Spoken like a true gutless wonder! You invoke my name here, and when I respond, you turn tail!

Get a room!

This is a thread for accusations, not for litigation*. Now that does mean that on occasion posters will suffer unfair accusations, but no litigation also means no sentence. So it’s not a big deal.

And a surefire way of making a bad impression is getting all huffy and try to turn the table.

*doesn’t mean litigation doesn’t happen of course, but it’s an annoying distraction to those of us who see this thread as a noble quest. (No, really, it’s a noble quest, not a place to let off steam because we can’t reply to shitty posts directly with “you’re a shit”.)

I’ve been banned from posting in a thread. I drink 3 extra beers a night to drown my shame.

If we trick you into saying your name three times, will you disappear?

Don’t be silly. You have to trick him into saying his name backwards!

Hey, Helmut, do you have any Krood Tumleh?

That’s the best you could do, BIRD brain?

Bird brain, take note, this is real wit.

Well, you could have tried a little harder. Maybe “You’ve got all the brains of a hummingbird”.

Agree, but after reading his post history don’t really need to waste the good material on an obvious simpleton like Colibri, who in reality probably couldn’t tell a *Streptoprocne zonaris *from a Laterallus albigularis.

I’m thinking that you might lose that bet.

Pointless name-calling is so far from what this board is about that I’m embarrassed for people who desperately stoop to it.

This has happened before in this thread, and I think we should point out to the ignorant that “Trolls R Us” is not a challenge, not an invitation to try to show us that you’re the biggest.

Really? Because I was told a few posts ago that this section is specifically the place for name calling and accusations, cite or support or defense not required! so when in rome?

Fuck a prostitute?

Oh wait, I’m getting my idiots mixed up.

Yes, I saw that, which is why I chose birds, specifically those native to Panama, for my riposte.

And I imagine it must feel pretty shitty to have your lifes work being sold for $0.01 on the internet- not sure if that’s the signed or unsigned price:confused:

At least he’ll have something to reminisce about in his old age.

You’ve–you’ve never actually seen used book prices on Amazon before, have you?