She also thinks that when that kid feel into the gorilla enclosure in Cincinnati they should have traded bananas to the gorilla for the boy instead of shooting him. :dubious:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19366779&postcount=2
You heard about it days later? Lame. I don’t even know how much later it was when I heard because I don’t have any clocks or calendars.
What, there was an attack on 9/11?
Meet Pylesos, who’s going apeshit over that recent monkey business at the Cincinatti Zoo. Those bastards murdered the gorilla his dreams, so he hates every human from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z, especially those darn kids.
And here’s her latest idiocies from that thread:
Especially with the second comment, I have to agree that shitforbrains would be more appropriate.
She must be known as that lady in her neighborhood. You know, the crazy animal lady with about 400 cats and 250 parrots whose house is on the verge of being condemned.
Spammy is the ultimate back seat driver-- always knowing better than the people who are actually at the wheel, but never being in a role of responsibility for his or her actions. The ignorance, it is strong in that one!
And he’s only been here two days.
Huh? How does THAT work? It’s still only May.
I called 911, they said they’re fine and not under attack.
I knew about 9/11 *hours *before it was cool to know about 9/11.
I knew about 9/11 on 9/5 because I was part of the government conspiracy.
I was also in on a government conspiracy. No, not the same one you were in. A much more secret government conspiracy - you wouldn’t have heard of it.
Damn you Dick Cheney :mad::mad::mad:
I knew the Israelis were behind it!!
Oh noes! I’ve lost everything!
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=794540
It’s a tragedy. Her boyfriend doesn’t want to hang out with her this weekend!
ALERT THE INTERNET!
When you “don’t know where to turn,” surely there is no better course than to reach out to a bunch of anonymous people who have no idea who you are rather than your own good friends.
I guess I can’t understand why so many people respond to our recurring troll with serious advice. Maybe it’s like giving advice to Captain America about his relationship with Iron Man? Or do they think the troll is a real person?
For me, it’s the 1% chance that it’s a non-bot/non-autistic/non-jerkwad person who is actually upset … for instance, that her BF doesn’t want to be her BFF (oh, noes indeed).
I always take a poster at face value (what? they could be real…) and try to help (c’mom, stop laughing…) until the proof of trollery is overwhelming* (ok, I’ll admit, it usually piles up to critical mass after their third post…).*
As Sir William Blackstone put it, “It is better that ten guilty trolls are engaged than that one innocent is ignored.”