I have to admit, I find the at once narcissism and self loathing fascinating.
Too bad we can’t respond in that particular thread something like: “We have proof that at least one human is defective!”
He’s in love with his self-loathing? :smack:
Either that, or he loathes when he self-loves.
Here’s a brand new one. Something about nostradomas and eclipses…? At least he started it in the pit.
Efficient!
…and cornfielded away already!
Damn, that didn’t take long… Mods on the job! 
I am always at work while you guys have all the fun…
I missed it too…
In summary, it’s a guy peddling the idea that the Eclipse of 2017 is a sign of the return of Jesus as predicted by Nostradamus, and how it won the James Randi paranormal challenge thing. It seems to be a bunch of ramblings by Dennis Markuze.
Honestly, the site he linked is so wackadoodle that I will link an archived version for your perusal. (That way you don’t give it views, and it can’t change.)
The good old deltoidmachine link. I remember it well.
I’m bothered by this Nostradamus thing. It doesn’t seem right. The difficulty is that there will be 68 total eclipses this century, and there were 71 in the 20th century, and similar numbers in previous centuries. Taking it all at face value, we must already be awash in Jesuses, with more of them descending on us with every eclipse. I suspect that maybe Nostradamus and our new poster were using “Jesus” as a metonym for a Mexican dude – it’s quite a common name down there, it’s just not pronounced the way he thinks. Perhaps the idea is that while everyone is distracted marveling at the sudden mysterious darkness, these Mexican Jesuses do some unofficial border crossing without actually having valid papers. The concern is that they may be intending to deal crack.
I’ve lived in California for years. The place is already “awash with Jesus”.
Soon everyone will have their own personal Jesus.
Your own/
personal/
Hay-soos…
If you wait long enough, everyone will BE their own personal Jesus.
It does. Although I am more surprised that Markuze was able to resist posting all the text of the storify on his post. That’s his usual style when he’s violating his parole conditions.
