I have a bidet attachment on all the toilets in our house, so I just “wipe” once to blot dry, and that’s it. Clean as a whistle.
If I have to poo somewhere other than my house? I dunno, 100,000 wipes? I never feel clean with just TP.
Well, however many it takes to get clean. A couple times with tp, and I use flushable wipes for the last two, so I voted four.
Interesting how often wipes have come up in the comments. It sounds like a good idea, for me at least, but I had no idea it was common. There is probably a bit of a selection bias in this data set though.
People are choosing zero? Some nasty mofos on this bitch.
Jesus Christ! Some of you people must have silken, lavender-flavored, sparkly anuses of cotton candy (band name).
It’s a butthole. What’s with all the baby wipes and bidets?
Does it stink from outside your pants? No? Then move on.
Sometimes the TP’s clean after the first one (the “where the hell did it go” shit). Sometimes I have to flush repeatedly just from the wads of paper that keep coming back with the same racing stripe down the middle just so it doesn’t clog and overflow (the “when’s it gonna stop” shit).
On a normal day, I’d say three is pretty standard. First one gets the bulk of it, 2nd takes care of the residuals, third is the safety.
Its usually in the morn, so I bathe afterwards. Theres those rare moments where all is clean and I don’t have to.
I don’t get this. You take a shit and don’t wipe? How do you know if it’s all clean then?
Shitstainers!
Some of us are on intimate terms with other people, for one thing. Some of us don’t like to have shit on us regardless of intimacy with other people. Why would you NOT use a bidet if you had it available? I mean it’s just a handle I turn while I’m sitting on the toilet, then I blot dry and I’m done. And I know I’m actually clean., for
My policy is that two consecutive wipes must come back white.
Usually, this takes about 4-5 wipes.
Some people put zero? Eeeew!!!
Seriously, wipe until it’s clean, people. (Until your toilet paper has no residue)
Ugh, I’m sorry, but between this and the bathing thread, Doper hygiene is really starting to gross me out.
If I’m with a lady friend, I’m not going to splurge on the tp, I’m going to take a shower. I suppose I’d use a bidet, but mainly so I could conserve tp. My asshole smelling like poo is the last thing I’m worried about. That’s what I pay it for.
I’m not going to stop wiping if corporeal poo solids still remain, of course. I stop when the tissue has reached a shade of ecru.