On the crapper: how many wipes?

Maybe because I err on the side of caution, maybe because I have a hairy ass, maybe because I have a poor diet, but I think I’m on the high end: I probably average about 6 wipes. How about you (and how do you judge when to stop)?

Is this poll tied to how often you shower? :slight_smile:

Depends.

As many as it takes - probably four.

I use moist wipes (three of them sandwiched together per wipe, then fold, then wipe)
I just told random strangers on the other side of the world how I wipe my arse.

So, zero.

Joe

Seven or more. I take epic shits. If possible I like to wash my ass after.

It varies. Sometimes once, sometimes as many as five or six. Depends on the consistency, usually.

What do you mean how do you judge when to stop? does anybody not keep wiping until you are clean?

“Clean” could mean anything from “used tissue has a dusting of [insert shade of light brown]” to “used tissue is completely white”. Besides, supposedly many people don’t “look”, in which case I have no idea how they would know whether they are clean. Furthermore, depending on your asshole topology :wink: one wipe could come back clean, and the next could come back not-so-clean after dislodging some crumbs. So it also depends on persistence.

Band name! :smiley:

Ummm until the tissue paper is white, and then follow up with a baby wipe or two (WAY cheaper than personal wipes btw).

As many as necessary. Certainly I’m not going to stop after a set number if I believe there’s anything offensive still there.

Me either, but I’m curious about what other people do on average.

I’ve noticed that since I started eating spinach pretty frequently, the number of necessary wipes has risen.

One to three times with TP. And then once or twice with moist baby wipes.

You people use paper and wipes? Jeez, that would make it a lot harder to fling it all about the bathroom.

I seldom need more than two wipes. I like to finish up with a dab/gentle wipe with some tp with witch hazel on it. (A lot cheaper than wipes, btw, and accomplishes the same thing, as well as aiding in the prevention of hemmoroids if you are prone to them).

One, two, three the world will never know. Taken from a Tootsie Pop commercial, but applicable to this question. What the hell is wrong with you?

Curiosity.

Dear Og, it’s degenerated to this… :frowning: