On. The. First Day of Christmas...

…Unca Cecil gave to me: A Stallion and an attorney!!!

On the 2nd Day of Christmas… Uncle Cecil gave to me!

TWO Pilonidal Cysts! (owch), a Stallion and an Attorney!!

On the third day of Christmas, Unca Cecil gave to me,

Three links to Goatse,
Two pilondial cysts,
And a stallion and an attorney!