If you are a baker with a, ahem!, questionably shaped baking pan, can you really re-purpose it?
I say no.
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I agree. No way you can make a cake in that thing that won’t look like a dong.
If people see dicks in all sorts of things that aren’t dicks, what are the odds that someone is going to be able to look at a dick and see anything else 
Ok, the palm tree is unmistakably a penis.
The palm tree is cracking me up.
The ones that are curved are WAY more difficult to disguise.
I think the alligator is perhaps the most successful.
You see, this is the kind of cake you serve without acknowledging the phallic nature. Just so you can see how people react.
The palm tree should have been given coconuts.
Bake two cakes and put them tip-to-tip for one big bone (heh).
It was. It didn’t help.
Look again; it’s got 'em. Two great, big, hairy ones. I’m not sure how you missed them.
This makes me remember an old episode of Barney Miller, in which there were complaints made about a local bakery. Some of it’s products were alleged to be obscene.
The best part about that show was that the items were never shown and never described. All you saw was people’s reactions when they looked in the box. As Det. Yemana said “I never would have thought of putting poppy seeds there.”
The crocodile comes closest, but it still doesn’t make it. And the palm tree looks like they were trying to make it more phallic, not less.
OK, I swear, even before I clicked on the link, I thought to myself “Well, maybe you could use it to make lighthouses?”
Warning: site will be addictive.
Perhaps he thought they were part of the root.
Carvel Ice Cream shops used the same pan for Fudgie the Whale and Santa Claus.
This was my first thought. Only this would be more like Fuckie the Whale. Once you’ve seen that shape, it’s hard to ignore, no matter how you rotate it.
And trying to disguise it as a Palm Tree by giving it Big Hairy Cocoanuts? What were they thinking?
Looks perfect for making banana bread.
I think I’d own it just so I could say “I got yer cakepan hangin’ right here…”
I do wonder how you’d market it. There’s gotta be something with more of a ring to it than Dick Mold.
Actually, since the problem is the shape, the logical solution is to perform some minor cake surgery on it to remove that offending shape, and hide the crime under layers of icing.
The most obvious thing to do is to geld that object, and maybe make it symmetrical. Then you can have a DumbBell Cake for that Gym Rat:
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Or you can make the two ends either assymetrical, and use it as a Diatomic Molecule(symmetrical diatomic oxygen) or Molecular ion (Like Cyanide) for a nerdy Chemist:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoVxYay9R1BkASOKJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3F_adv_prop%3Dimage%26va%3Ddiatomic%2Bmolecules%26fr%3Dyfp-t-200%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D3&w=277&h=300&imgurl=www.oxygenie.com%2Fdiatomic-oxygen-molecule.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.oxygenie.com%2Factivated-oxygen.php&size=14.3+KB&name=Diatomic+Oxygen+Molecule+-+O2&p=diatomic+molecules&oid=bc9b7fa56ee4f49aab9475bb40166c58&fr2=&fr=yfp-t-200&tt=Diatomic%2BOxygen%2BMolecule%2B-%2BO2&b=0&ni=240&no=3&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=11c433bps&sigb=13gi2d0tj&sigi=11dt7n2rb&.crumb=G.kSrW0OssH
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoV24ay9RIjoAUzCJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3F_adv_prop%3Dimage%26va%3Dcyanide%2Bmolecular%2Bion%26fr%3Dyfp-t-200%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D28&w=400&h=600&imgurl=cdn.physorg.com%2Fnewman%2Fgfx%2Fnews%2Fhires%2F2009%2F1-hotandcoldmo.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fphys.org%2Fnews171173633.html&size=11.7+KB&name=Scientists+have+long+known+that+molecules+dance+about+as+the+temperature+rises%2C+but+now+researchers+know&p=cyanide+molecular+ion&oid=9c60037ebed04daa0eb106330c6bb685&fr2=&fr=yfp-t-200&tt=Scientists%2Bhave%2Blong%2Bknown%2Bthat%2Bmolecules%2Bdance%2Babout%2Bas%2Bthe%2Btemperature%2Brises%252C%2Bbut%2Bnow%2Bresearchers%2Bknow&b=0&ni=250&no=28&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=112b7bld7&sigb=13kadthkl&sigi=11teq2dob&.crumb=G.kSrW0OssH
Although there are some diatomic molecules you’ll want to avoid, if you’re trying to not get sexy:
Big deal. The lady from the OP used one cake pan to make both Ron Jeremy the Lighthouse and Mandingo the Palm Tree.