Alright, I’ve never had a one night stand, and since I’m getting married I doubt I’ll ever have one. I’m not against them, I’m just not altogether comfortable with the idea of me having one.
Anyway, I know this guy who is constantly bragging about having a big penis :rolleyes:. It’s penis this and penis that, as if he had a lightsaber attached to his hips. In any event, it’s not true-at least that’s what 3 of the women who have had sex with him (one night stands) have said :eek:. I have to believe them because he’s maybe 5’ 2 130lbs.
In any event, I was wondering: If you were going to have a one night stand with a guy, who had bragged about having a huge tool, and it turned out to be tiny ,would you still have sex with him?
Also, if anyone has had first hand experience, please share.
Um, well, if I were going to fall into bed with someone, that decision would be based on how hot I was for him. A small equipment size would not deter me. It’s possible that previous bragging about his huge dick would make me wonder about his self-esteem (or nearsightedness) but I’d probably still jump him and then ponder the issue later.
Of course, I say all this assuming that said person’s bragging about his penis size was not overboard. That’s because someone who was All About His Dick Size is not someone whom I’d ever be tempted to go to bed with in the first place.
I was once on the verge of a brief fling (I do not have one night stands - I have had a few “couple of nights and an afternoon” stands) with a man who was unusually well equiped. I left. He could have done serious damage with that thing!
At a party a bunch of my girlfriends were hanging downstairs. Several guys who didn’t know the girls were also downstairs. One of the guys looks at one of my girlfriends and delivers The Best Pick Up Line Ever:
“I can open a beer bottle with my dick.”
My girlfriend sqweels in delight and replies:
“Stay right there, my husband has GOT to see THIS!”
In my experience, it’s always the little, skinny, scrawny guys who are the most well hung. Or perhaps that’s simply a function of perspective. Maybe eight inches looks a lot bigger when compared to a body that’s only 5’ 4" as opposed to eight inches on someone who’s 6’ 4".
That said, I tend to avoid anyone who brags like that. Usually the guys who are hung like racehorses don’t really have much to say. The proof is in their pants, so no need to brag.
Regarding the OP: would I still have sex with the braggart? Doubtful he’d ever get me that interested with all the big talk in the first place.
What if he had chatted you up first and things were going well aside from a few comments on his “girth”?
Sort of like, things look like they are going to get romantic (some touching, kissing, whatever) and he makes some comments right before the Barry White music and ruffled sheets? I’d tend to think it wouldn’t matter, but I’m still curious to see if it would.
Sorry, I can’t imagine having a one-night-stand with somebody who bragged about his penis size. Quite apart from the fact that it’s an idiotic thing to brag about, I’m, um, built on a small scale myself and prefer not to have sexual experiences that are likely to be extremely painful. In the unlikely event that I did end up having sex with such an individual, I would be delighted if he turned out to be lying.
Here`s my idea. The erect penis must be held perpendicular to the body (straight out). Then measure on the top side from the hip to the tip. Then measure around the circumference of the penis at the widest part (not counting the head as the widest part). Now multiply the two numbers together and you have your penis coefficient.
Example 1) 9 inches long by 6 inches in diameter = 54
Example 2) 6 inches long by 5 inches in diameter = 30
This gives ambiguity to the specifics but the bigger the number the bigger the penis.
Then you could throw around your coefficient without bragging about the length or the width, rather the combo of the two.
7 inches long and 6 in diameter will give you the same as 6 inches long and 7 in diameter. Both equal 42. Which is more preferable to the ladies? Or would either one do?
Yipes – I think a diameter of 6 inches would be… er… about 18.8 inches around (girth). Ladies, whaddya think?
So – another guy weighing in… → Frankly, I’m astounded that there are guys out there that actually try to use such bragging to pick up women (I mean, if he’s actually serious, and not just saying such things in a joking manner). First, it obviously comes off as rather cocky (sorry for the bad pun, but hopefully, you know what I mean!) and secondly, if it even worked – there’s the obvious insinuation that he believes he’s better in bed than others she’s had, so now he’s built up these high expectations. So what happens when (yes when) he doesn’t meet these expectations? Heh…
This thread reminded me of a friend in college, who would sometimes (out of nowhere) suddenly exclaim, “Man, I’ve got a big dick!” But it was funny the way he said it - cracked me up every time.
Then measure on the top side from the hip to the tip. Then measure around the circumference of the penis at the widest part (not counting the head as the widest part). Now multiply the two numbers together and you have your penis coefficient.
Then I strayed from the proper term later.
Sorry for the err.
It should be circumference.
It was good for a laugh though, glad I could oblige.
**Whuckfistle **, This has to be the funniest thing I have read in quite some time. some how, you should send it to MIT, I bet you could get some kind of grant work and eventually some kind of mathematical jargon named after you: * International Wang Comparison *
