The post that goes “ping.”
Ah, 32 bits of nothingness…creamy. 
Quickly! We need lots and lots more posts that go “ping!”
PING!
Happy now? Didn’t think so. Oh well . . . at least I tried.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled SDMB House o’ Fun
This is the dreaded post that says Ni!
This is the post that says Ikki Ikki Ikki Patang Varoom Zoom-Boing!
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This is the post that went wherever I did go .
This here, this is the post what did any gol-durned thing Ah said fur it ta to. Ah call it Ping. C’mere, Ping, ya collection of pulses you. What is that ya got, Ping? Is it a twin? Ah, it ain’t no twin. That thar, that’s Hex. Ya know, Hex. He lived over thet ridge yonder, out by the twisted oak tree. Where the Greers used ta live, afore theys house got burned down. Ah allus sayed thet Donovan boy wasn’t right. Ah hear he gets out in 15, 10 with good b’havior. Anyway, Hex lives in the ashes of the old Greer place. Ah hear he [discontinued to preserve the basic decency of the forum]
One last thing:
